1) toi lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) toi have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit par the toilet seat.
6) toi sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th nourriture group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) toi can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while toi were in the pub.
11) toi fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) toi wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when toi come in.
17) toi think the four basic nourriture groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat plus and plus attractive.
19) toi don't recognize your partner unless toi see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned rose éléphant followed toi accueil again.
2) toi have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit par the toilet seat.
6) toi sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th nourriture group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) toi can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while toi were in the pub.
11) toi fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) toi wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when toi come in.
17) toi think the four basic nourriture groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat plus and plus attractive.
19) toi don't recognize your partner unless toi see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned rose éléphant followed toi accueil again.