Specify that this order is "To Go".
Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear siège passenger make the order.
At midnight, ask if toi are too early for Breakfast.
When ordering, start talking about the problems toi were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
Laugh loudly when asked if toi would like fries with your order.
Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that toi did not like the way the employee a dit "Would toi like fries with your order?"
When asked if they can take your order, tell them toi are just looking and drive off.
Tell them toi have to use the bathroom - Don't order anything.
Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - That's all.
Just stare at them when toi pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what toi did to my food!"
When they hand toi your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message."
Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take nourriture through the window.
Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
Speak a foreign language (make one up if toi have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange coca and a small medium fries, please."
In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind toi is handed 40 bags of food.
When toi arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage and ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
Drive through with a car load of naked people.
Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask toi to order at the window. When toi arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
Drive through with someone on the capuche, hotte to accept the food.
Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
Have a friend hide in the trunk. When toi approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
If toi are a male, have a female friend place the order par speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-taker's fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe."
All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.