Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have toi ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man suivant to me!
I puked on the last person who flew suivant to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would toi look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would toi hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can toi believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it ou not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity chercher they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my favori actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell toi Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven an old boy without being ridiculed par his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all jour long and then go accueil and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship suivant Tuesday - wanna come?
I work for the IRS.
Have toi ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man suivant to me!
I puked on the last person who flew suivant to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would toi look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would toi hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can toi believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it ou not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity chercher they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my favori actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell toi Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven an old boy without being ridiculed par his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all jour long and then go accueil and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship suivant Tuesday - wanna come?
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man ou YMCA
5. coup de poing someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on haut, retour au début of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and coup de poing all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jésus ou Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man ou YMCA
5. coup de poing someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on haut, retour au début of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and coup de poing all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jésus ou Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a aléatoire person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a aléatoire person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person toi are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a aléatoire person the same gender as toi and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" ou "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a aléatoire man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a aléatoire person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person toi are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a aléatoire person the same gender as toi and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" ou "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a aléatoire man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
