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Good truth ou dare Questions

Truth ou dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth ou dare questions, which will help toi to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream toi have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality ou feature toi would like to change about yourself?

Do toi have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend ou boyfriend's friend?

Do toi think your boyfriend is marriage material?

What was the craziest thing that happened to toi at a mall?

What is the meanest thing that toi have done in your life?

Would toi ever cheat on your boyfriend?

Have toi ever lied to your partner to avoid an intimate moment?

What is the worst rumor that toi have participated in intentionally?

Fun truth ou dare Questions

The réponses you'd get for these fun truth ou dare questions are bound to leave toi in splits. These are undoubtedly some of the best truth ou dare questions, and they do have the capacity of bringing out the wild side of people around you.

Has anyone ever seen toi completely naked. If yes, who?

What was the nastiest joke toi ever played on someone?

What's your wildest fantasy?

What is the stupidest thing that toi have done in front of a crowd?

Worst gift toi have ever received?

Have toi ever peed in a pool ?

What is the craziest pickup line that toi have used?


Difficult truth ou dare Questions

Though, they are not actually embarrassing as such, the following naughty truth ou dare questions and dare ideas are bound to trap a player in a Catch-22 situation.

If toi were marooned on an island with just a single person toi know personally, who would toi like it to be?

Do toi have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend?

What is the most embarrassing thing toi have ever done in your life?

What is the one thing toi have ever done.
which toi never ever want to be caught doing?

What is the silliest thing that toi have a dit to your partner, while being intimate?

Have toi ever thought of someone toi know personally, when sharing some intimate moments with your boyfriend/girlfriend?

If toi were to choose a person, toi know personally, for a threesome, who would it be?

If toi wake up one jour and realize that toi are invisible, what will be the naughtiest thing toi would like to do?

Best Dares for Truth ou Dare Game
These were some of the best truth ou dare questions toi can resort to when playing this fun party game. However, there is another side of the coin when it comes to truth and dare. If someone chooses dare over truth, the game can become yet plus interesting. There are hordes of dare to choose from, right from performing a sensual dance on nursery rhyme to Kiss someone of same sex. Other then these, some of the best dares include:

Go out and Kiss the first person toi come across.

Go out and flirt with the first person toi come across.

Exchange any item of clothing with the person sitting on either side.

Performing a lap dance on with the person of player's own choice in the room.

Wear your slip, caleçons over your pair of trousers and run around the house yelling "I'm the Super Man!"

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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, ou to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get toi in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly par giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the suivant family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - toi may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin casquette, cap and feed him grapes when...
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DEMENTED POEMS

roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits

roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter

roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down

roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar toi grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something ou someone

3. Go up to a aléatoire person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki aléatoire noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fontaine run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to toi in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t toi try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi ou Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by adultswimperson
Source: Google
I found this hilarious article on pcworld.com
Don't know who the auteur is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trophée Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Source: Google
posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mot de passe other than "password" ou "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits suivant to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be plus imaginative.

I will not bore my boss par with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some plus excuses.

I will do less laundry and use plus deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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added by Crazedsitcomfan
Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The montrer was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids montrer that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The montrer had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favori parts of the montrer was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of toi might have heard of the game Facade. those of toi who have, toi probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she a dit "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they a dit yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did toi get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A manchot, pingouin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:

If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.

2 : If toi overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked par his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes accueil and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother réponses " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad réponses "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? toi know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let toi go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are toi enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling toi how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas par discussion
-Like to learn new task par talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus plus on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if toi live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The suivant day, cut the balloons off and toi got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when toi can barely déplacer as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, ou hell, all of toi are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are toi doing this time?” All two of toi that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a an il y a on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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