down in the workshop
all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a fusil, carabine in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he a dit with a twinkle in his eye
"merry christmas to all-
now you're all gonna die!"
the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
well,the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
cupid and comet
and he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
and he ground up poor rudolph
into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer
with an old german luger
and he slashed up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed blitzen
and he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night santa went crazy
the night kris kringle went nuts
now toi can't hardly walk around the north pole
without steppin in reindeer guts
there's the national guard and the F.B.I.
there's a van from the eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,oh santa,why?
my my my my my my
toi used to be such a jolly guy
yes,virginia,now santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey,little friend,now don't toi cry no plus tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 plus years
but now vixen's in therapy
and donner's still nervous
and the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
and they say mrs.claus,
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talkin' bout-the night santa went crazy
the night st.nicholas flipped
broke his back for some lait and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
wo,the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo,something must have
snapped in his brain
tell ya,something finally must have
snapped... in his brain.
:]
all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a fusil, carabine in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he a dit with a twinkle in his eye
"merry christmas to all-
now you're all gonna die!"
the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
well,the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
cupid and comet
and he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
and he ground up poor rudolph
into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer
with an old german luger
and he slashed up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed blitzen
and he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night santa went crazy
the night kris kringle went nuts
now toi can't hardly walk around the north pole
without steppin in reindeer guts
there's the national guard and the F.B.I.
there's a van from the eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,oh santa,why?
my my my my my my
toi used to be such a jolly guy
yes,virginia,now santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey,little friend,now don't toi cry no plus tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 plus years
but now vixen's in therapy
and donner's still nervous
and the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
and they say mrs.claus,
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talkin' bout-the night santa went crazy
the night st.nicholas flipped
broke his back for some lait and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
wo,the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo,something must have
snapped in his brain
tell ya,something finally must have
snapped... in his brain.
:]
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he a dit that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were jouer la comédie like animaux just because of me and I a dit that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 an old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no plus fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank toi for those who took their time lire my story. Goodbye and I hope that toi could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 an old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no plus fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank toi for those who took their time lire my story. Goodbye and I hope that toi could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If toi like Tekken and Naruto, toi may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If toi look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. toi tell me: do toi think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest toi all rejoindre in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest toi all rejoindre in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If toi die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What toi call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what toi call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope toi like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first question what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of livres do toi read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d toi go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothique style!
Reporter:What do toi like to hum ou sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first question what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of livres do toi read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d toi go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothique style!
Reporter:What do toi like to hum ou sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with plus wise words.
a wise man once a dit (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) a dit a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope toi do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I a dit befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see toi in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once a dit (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) a dit a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope toi do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I a dit befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see toi in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if toi l’amour animé and Twilight,
then toi are going to l’amour this!
-They are making an animé series of the saga!
plus and plus the rumor of an animé Twilight montrer is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight animé until 2013!
Sent in par (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress