toi can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But toi wouldn't tell no one
Your favori if toi could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes toi would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
toi call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

toi can't start a feu without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
toi can't hide when infection starts
Because l’amour is a social disease
l’amour is a social disease, uh-huh

Where toi look toi can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So toi play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, salut that toi had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, toi won't talk, no

So toi telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
toi know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

toi can't start a feu without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
toi can't hide when infection starts
Because l’amour is a social disease
l’amour is a social disease
l’amour is a social disease
Let the boys montrer toi baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now toi know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

toi can't start a feu without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
toi can't hide when infection starts
Because l’amour is a social disease
l’amour is a social disease, uh-huh

toi can't start a feu without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
toi can't hide when infection starts
Because l’amour is a social disease
l’amour is a social disease baby
l’amour is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure