Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for jouer la comédie like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular montrer universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. suivant to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen a dit put the casque on and toi will be teleported to the regular montrer universe with all the items and stuff toi want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the casque on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a buisson, bush and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the buisson, bush i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this buisson, bush is big enough to hide me. benson: so toi guys a dit toi trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at buisson, bush i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work ou your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who a dit that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this jour just keeps getting glacière and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: salut cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what toi wanted right? me: yep, salut wheres my house? cortana: behind a arbre par the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........
2. Troll. If toi troll, toi will be banned in 10 secondes flat and nobody will feel sorry for toi when toi whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take toi seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape toi with hate if toi say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove toi to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The seconde one was a key,The third one had a cœur, coeur lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove toi to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The seconde one was a key,The third one had a cœur, coeur lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 an old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will toi stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE a dit YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But toi have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will toi stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE a dit YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But toi have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four an old Amber,
A 12 an old Kennedy,A 5 an old Harper,And then there's 9 an old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her poupées back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do toi want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in grille-pain for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do toi know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked toi as the Babysitter cause toi have 7 siblings and toi all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 an old Kennedy,A 5 an old Harper,And then there's 9 an old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her poupées back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do toi want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in grille-pain for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do toi know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked toi as the Babysitter cause toi have 7 siblings and toi all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. toi grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***