Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for jouer la comédie like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular montrer universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. suivant to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen a dit put the casque on and toi will be teleported to the regular montrer universe with all the items and stuff toi want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the casque on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a buisson, bush and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the buisson, bush i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this buisson, bush is big enough to hide me. benson: so toi guys a dit toi trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at buisson, bush i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work ou your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who a dit that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this jour just keeps getting glacière and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: salut cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what toi wanted right? me: yep, salut wheres my house? cortana: behind a arbre par the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........