1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give toi the key.....if toi dont feed, water, and give the dog a accueil he might break out....with this basic knowledge toi can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that toi gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things toi are offended par we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like chiens holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If toi make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when toi come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch toi strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if toi practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If toi want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining toi might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked photos of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If toi cant cook but toi insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the nourriture we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get toi on haut, retour au début of us w/ ou w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Friends ou anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us par watching an action movie, ou compensation with sexual acts...
C.if toi are bored par our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if toi dont instigate something ou tell us to unleash the dog inside toi we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us ou drag us we wont care toi could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what toi want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard toi want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night ou in the morning par toi but if toi expect us to stay awake id suggest toi either be on haut, retour au début of us, grooming the dog, ou sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and douche with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts toi down trying to go down, ou play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest ou your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we l’espace out we are probably fantasizing about toi doign things we want but toi dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We l’amour getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing ou something, whether its true ou not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas toi have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask toi to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how toi look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came accueil and saw toi naked, playing with youself, ou in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if toi have 50.....we have prolly 4 ou 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if toi come to lit naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where toi are because we worry about toi not because we are controlling...
28.If toi text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill toi text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and toi laugh ou make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if toi are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that toi gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things toi are offended par we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like chiens holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If toi make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when toi come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch toi strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if toi practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If toi want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining toi might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked photos of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If toi cant cook but toi insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the nourriture we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get toi on haut, retour au début of us w/ ou w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Friends ou anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us par watching an action movie, ou compensation with sexual acts...
C.if toi are bored par our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if toi dont instigate something ou tell us to unleash the dog inside toi we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us ou drag us we wont care toi could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what toi want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard toi want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night ou in the morning par toi but if toi expect us to stay awake id suggest toi either be on haut, retour au début of us, grooming the dog, ou sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and douche with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts toi down trying to go down, ou play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest ou your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we l’espace out we are probably fantasizing about toi doign things we want but toi dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We l’amour getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing ou something, whether its true ou not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas toi have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask toi to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how toi look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came accueil and saw toi naked, playing with youself, ou in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if toi have 50.....we have prolly 4 ou 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if toi come to lit naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where toi are because we worry about toi not because we are controlling...
28.If toi text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill toi text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and toi laugh ou make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if toi are in lingerie....
