aléatoire Article: Know the true story of my life... Part 2

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Know the true story of my life... Part 2

posted by ZacharyWhite

My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he a dit that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were jouer la comédie like animaux just because of me and I a dit that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 an old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no plus fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank toi for those who took their time lire my story. Goodbye and I hope that toi could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)

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Emma Sweet Emma

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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So True...

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50 Embarassing Truth ou Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I l’amour GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to toi say, "Why don't toi speak plus clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...

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Funny Things To Do In a Airplane

posted by ilovepenguins

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim toi are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe toi but DONT give up, see how far toi can get ( WARNING, may result in toi being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when toi are the only one laughing.

4. when...

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cookie monster

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean par 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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Most populaire ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly populaire with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming plus common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us par our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes par waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....