life alert:
a guy is lying on the ground.
the guy:help, I've fallen an i can't get up! *stands up* i can't get up! *walks around* i can't get up! *runs around* i can't get up! *looks at the camera and talks in an angry voice* i can't get up! i can't get up! buy this crap so they'll pay me! *walks away*
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hotel/resort:
a guy is at a beach.
the guy:this place if awesome! all the kids l’amour it!
(a kid drags himself towards the guy, covered in blood)
kid:i wanna go home. my everything hurts.
the guy:shut your mouth! *kicks the kid and walks away* we have the best refreshments.
(a woman in the background walks up to him)
woman:excuse me, there was a bone in my smoothie. also my husband died from poison in the beer.
the guy:NO REFUNDS! *pushes the woman down* anyways come here today.
(the whole place is blown up par a nuke and a guy in a toxic suit comes in) now less people will die.
a guy is lying on the ground.
the guy:help, I've fallen an i can't get up! *stands up* i can't get up! *walks around* i can't get up! *runs around* i can't get up! *looks at the camera and talks in an angry voice* i can't get up! i can't get up! buy this crap so they'll pay me! *walks away*
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hotel/resort:
a guy is at a beach.
the guy:this place if awesome! all the kids l’amour it!
(a kid drags himself towards the guy, covered in blood)
kid:i wanna go home. my everything hurts.
the guy:shut your mouth! *kicks the kid and walks away* we have the best refreshments.
(a woman in the background walks up to him)
woman:excuse me, there was a bone in my smoothie. also my husband died from poison in the beer.
the guy:NO REFUNDS! *pushes the woman down* anyways come here today.
(the whole place is blown up par a nuke and a guy in a toxic suit comes in) now less people will die.
u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?
1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the haut, retour au début 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.
2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2
~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.
1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the haut, retour au début 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.
2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2
~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.
