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posted by Heroine999
It hurts.It hurts.
My body.My mind.
All taken over par pain.
Refusing for me to gain.


Evil cutting me down.
Good not raising me up.
It's like being damned.
Almost like being jammed.


I'm lame.
I'm weak.
I'm taken over par hell.
My future is unable to tell.

What am I doing?
Why am I lame?
I not weak!
jouer la comédie like my future is so bleak!


I coup de poing evil in the face!
I mustn't let evil force cut me down!
Good is raising me up!
Evil smaller than a damn cup!


I'm forever strong!
Forever long!
I'm bold!
And I'm forever cold.
This has probably happened to a lot of toi because of taking notes in class.

Have toi ever got a little blister ou callus because of écriture too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure ou rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitare ou even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So toi have some calluses and toi want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

toi can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citron for 10 minutes and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams ou amande oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and toi will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If toi Want to work for people ....Make your cœur, coeur the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If toi want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As toi are the creator of your life, similarly toi are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for toi
*always forget what toi did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when toi have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely plus intelligent than toi really are. I have picked out some of her favoris to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended par the T- chemise slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the chemise isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five an old boy wearing a chemise that a dit "Girls Have Cooties" ou "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female ou male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have toi ever seen a T.V. montrer where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't conseil anyone,so toi don't carry their sins.

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Two toi can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

*****

A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! toi threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! toi only wish toi could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont toi fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on ou off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to montrer the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh houx who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed photos of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." a dit an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh houx in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other étoile, star accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot plus at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are plus than the choices that toi make. toi are plus than the many hearts you’ll break. toi are plus than your dreams that don’t come true. toi are plus than whatever people think of you.
You are plus than the things that toi say. toi are plus than the places that toi stay. toi are plus than the things that toi do. toi are plus than I could ever think of you.
You are so much plus than what toi think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make toi someone new. toi are more. toi are worth it. toi are so much greater than toi think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarché had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some plus trays and have them ready for toi par the time toi finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big bacon Classic with cheese.


On the seconde jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five oignon rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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baby, cute ,mama
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I l’amour that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have toi noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying montrer ever.) toi know what montrer really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the montrer SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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