aléatoire Article: Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

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Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

posted by ShadowYJ

I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and citations and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If toi don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause toi are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. toi think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde ou skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Candy
7. toi can do anything-but not everything
8. toi may be physically here-but toi have to have your head in the game.
9. toi tell me toi l’amour me-but toi end up killing me
10. toi tell me I’m dumb? Oh thank-you ‘cause toi are twice as dumb as I am.
11. toi tell me I’m fat? What are you, the body police? Wheres your badge that says so?
12. toi tell me I’m ugly? Well at least I’m not as ugly as you!
13. People just miss the downright obvious
14. If toi want to keep something secret-don’t leave it lying around
15. If toi think toi are so smart-why waste your time telling me so?
16. toi may not admit it, But i know toi are lying
17. Keep on chatting, Its so interesting that i want to take a nap
18. Watch out for your own ass, ‘Cause toi are on your own
19. People tell me this, and toi tell me something different? Coincidence?-or are toi keeping something from me?
20. Spill the beans-or you’re toast
21. No need for those excuses-I now know what type of person toi really are
22. Why in such a rush? What, got something better to do?

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I got plus JonTron citations

posted by Canada24

#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest toi read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming ou killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could toi say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...

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Mercy

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Blizzard

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l’amour Hina Keitaro Urashima spanking Sarah McDougal

added by NagisaFurukawa-

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy43

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If toi don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Lolita Candids

added by 8theGreat

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, toi may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? toi probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. toi can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

IU Black Dress

added by ace2000

Supernoobs Crossover

added by TheLastGoodbye

Source: Base belongs to inkheart7 on dA.

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

par all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if toi do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder toi ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened par any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a l’espace at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention ou care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern populaire in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the haut, retour au début of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents ou manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

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How I Think My favori Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favori characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past ou fantaisie time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

Transformers EVO Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all toi can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your cœur, coeur and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all toi can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do toi think...

Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)

added by Simmeh

Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)

video

Shrek is l’amour

Shrek is life (original video)

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us ou someone else will.

3. We chienne about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If toi won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing toi in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches l’amour Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like plus than toi hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, ou your...