aléatoire Article: OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

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posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that toi can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can rendez-vous amoureux, date Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do toi realize how crazy and gross a lot of fans are???? Here is a gross article about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached par “Gross”, “Bleeding” Fans
May 17, 2009 · 208 Comments

in Robert Pattinson

New Moon étoile, star Robert Pattinson revealed that he had quite a disturbing experience with some fans that took his fictional character a bit too far–

“One time there were these four girls - in Chicago I think - and they had all scratched their necks until they bled, and then when they came up to me they had these bleeding scabs. It was gross.”

Rob

Tdinoahiscute4, green6244 and 7 others like this

skull_1408 i love edward in the books. not the movie. i mean i have to admit he is pretty hot. but give him a break! there are normal people out there who are hot to! don't see people doing crazed stuff like that to them. Just because he's in a few movies doesn't mean you guys have to litterlly disturb him!

ihavOTD I agree COMPLETELY Skull_1408. SO true...

katiecain Why is talking about him on Hannah Montana sick? :/

big-fat-meanie He is UGLY!!!!

ihavOTD Well THAT is very offending to me. VERY.

green6244 poor rob. Come here, sweetie, i have a shoulder thats waiting for you to cry on it. :)

dinitadennis HE IS UGLY

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BL's Opinions Episode 01: Why Digimon is better than Pokemon.

posted by BlondLionEzel

salut it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start par comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...

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A an Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can toi feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing toi so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A jour without toi is like a an without rain
I need toi par my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A jour without toi is like a an without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't toi hear me calling?
My cœur, coeur is yearning
Like...

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An Accurate Horoscope For The Whole an Of 2013!

posted by Bluekait

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible jour starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The...

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Horror Movie Rules

posted by Bluekait

In the movie Scream, Randy a dit “There are certain rules that one must abide par in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. toi can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. toi can never drink ou do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because toi won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much plus elaborate, with plus blood and gore.
3. If toi want your films...

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We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight Lyrics

posted by Patrick-Star54

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead ou alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
toi can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong ou right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
toi can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
toi can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

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Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as toi read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Europe used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell toi about is Ancient Egypt. plus specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical chevaux with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod ou something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the nourriture sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the musique store whether toi can get a CD that toi know they dont have and ask really...

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IF 4KIDS GOT Hetalia

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japon is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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Facts that will make toi rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked par a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas jour 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are plus bacteria in the ice machines at fast nourriture restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are plus than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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My liste Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended par this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If toi have a reason for a montrer I put commentaire and I might add it(ill give credit about it to toi because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long lire right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen ou any interesting...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking Annie?
Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking?
Annie are toi walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE toi WALKING???!!!!
ARE toi WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are toi walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that toi are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the lit holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say toi know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors par your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as toi can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring toi riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: toi crave attention, toi absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, toi may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because par being a retard online toi can get all the attention toi need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If toi want to be a retard toi must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:
If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice jour To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the herbe to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot plus fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, toi can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM par Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the montrer is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If toi look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", ou perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are toi online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells toi a joke and toi say "LOL".

3. toi watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. toi have called out someone's screen name while making l’amour to your significant other.

5. toi keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. toi have to get a 2d phone line just so toi can call pizza Hut.

9. toi go into labour and toi stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...