aléatoire Article: Some of my favori full house citations

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posted by chillyneon

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If toi can read English, toi can cook. For Instance. Basic pain stuffing, melt one third cup of beurre in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick beurre on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How toi guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't toi wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = toi got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitare student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

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One Of My Fanfictions (chapter 1)

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

(Dib's POV)

Chapter 1; The Pain

I lock myself in the bathroom at my house. I pull out the razor blade from the pocket of my treanch coat. Tears are streaming down my face as I cut into the skin on my wrist. Scarlet blood seaps out and drips on the floor. For a moment the pain of what just happened, what has been happening for so long, is gone. Gaz bangs on the door. "Dib, if toi don't open this door in the suivant five secondes I'm braking it down!" Gaz shouts through the door. Knowing my sister, she really would. I quickly put my wrist cover on and wipe up the blood that got on the floor....

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The Tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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SCARLET
Dominic came running towards me. He crashed into me, blood ran from my nose and down the front of my shirt. Dominic buried his face in my chemise and sobbed. Finally he quit and I saw a bright red hand mark on his face.
" What happened?" I asked.
"He hit me!" he yelled. He started crying again. I knew that. His dad hit him. Duh. This reminded me of two years ago. Actually it also reminded me of about every jour I remember. Seems like he would have learned to get used to it. So two years ago. Right. He had a girlfriend....

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Attack of The Evil Kitty! aaaaahhh!!!!!

posted by yours_forever

OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last an and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the lait and what not and she sits down at the table, tableau and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window...

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Our Damage is done: Ch 1 New student Ikito Shimnan

posted by canal

The morning was calm as Belle looked out over our beautiful blue lake that seemed to stretch on forever. "Belle, you're going to be late for school" my mother called from downstairs. "Oh, crap" Belle a dit grabbing my bag and running downstairs and out the door. In terms she was already late, she had to run a mile to school, she had to be at school par 8:00 and it was already 7:54. "Belle" her friend Madison yelled from across the road. "Hey Maddie" Belle waved to her. "You late too?" she asked running over to her. "Yeah, i can't help but thing something is going to go wrong" Belle a dit looking...

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Talking about a bad relationship...

posted by FlufflyHands

toi now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. toi GIVE l’amour A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see toi I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME toi came to me like: "ONE plus NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For toi I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope toi DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. toi attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see toi around town with your stupid friends,...

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Know the true story of my life...

posted by ZacharyWhite

When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she a dit that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I a dit I just accidentally scratched myself......

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5 Signs of Deception

posted by randomgirl3000

How toi can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes joint, joint d’étanchéité the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, toi know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation ou keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different,...

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Is Life Worth Living?

posted by Kat_Penguin

This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my cœur, coeur felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!'...

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the hunger games, htf style chapter 2

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Lifty and Shifty

Chapter 2
it was the jour flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright couleurs everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He...

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age of the dragons, chapter 2

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Chapter 2

Dawn light was streaming into the cave. Flamingleap had just woken up to watch the sun rise. He sniffed the air hoping for it to be warm. Instead ice crystals stung his nostrils. He sighed. The tribe had been waiting for weeks for any sign of a thaw. Instead it seemed to get colder every day. Flamingleap heard the camp start to stir and he went out into the clearing of the cave. Thunderbolt, a male dragon with multiple shades of yellow, was picking dragons to hunt. “icyclaw.” thunderbolt flicked his tail towards a pure white male dragon. “you hunt near the edges of the mountains.”...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!!

posted by cookie-do

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So toi have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! salut girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did toi know s’embrasser is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soupe actually makes toi feel better. 94% of boys would l’amour it if toi sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your haut, retour au début lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult toi when they like you! 89% of guys want toi to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolat will make toi feel better! Most...

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Stange Sisters Forever! Part 2!

posted by Draculaura10

CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went par in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty table, tableau and sat down. "So, toi guys, what do toi think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? toi don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. salut Eve, where'd toi get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on...

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Apparently i was mocking the mockers.

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are toi sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do toi like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*...

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The first rendez-vous amoureux, rendez-vous amoureux, date

posted by penguin098

Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she a dit yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first rendez-vous amoureux, date and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written par me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 1

posted by adaug

I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red fleur petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to l’amour your enemies."So the papillons flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...

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Are toi Afraid Of This?(Chapter 3)

posted by adaug

After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutes later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they a dit ten words.

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Slander Mawn!

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell toi guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick ou Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" a dit myself. I was dressed as a éléphant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains loups garous and Sparkly vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- toi just dared yourself!" a dit myself. "I accept!" a dit yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." a dit myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" a dit yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.

SPREAD THE WURD! :D

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She a dit to me "that's why I don't friend"

posted by ShiningsTar542

How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to montrer my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that par myself for a period and that was as hard...

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Friend ship is powerful part one

posted by Misharrypotter

Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I a dit in return '' I don't care if your dressed ou not get up and fry this bacon for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the bacon I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this an my...

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How to get a best answer on this club (or maybe others)

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if toi never got a best answer, just simply drink lait out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the question might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...