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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced par the distant thunder of a war
ou the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries toi invite me in
I am the betrayal toi could not have seen
The killer toi thought toi knew
One jour I will be your mother ou your father ou your friend
Another jour I will be your neighbor, ou perhaps I'll work through you
There are monsters hiding in your closet
There are ghosts beneath your bed
The dream toi feared was real
Was real
These are gifts to toi from me
I l’amour toi in my little way
With your suffering I am alive!
Can't toi hear the musique on the wind?
Don't toi recognize the tune?
Is it toi my friend, your struggling?
Your spirit torn limb from limb?
But I am not death
Death is your deliverer
Death looks to me with sorrow in his eyes and asks, "Why must toi do this?"
My answer remains unchanged
I do what toi cannot
No end is rapide, swift under my watch
Mercy is a mistake I correct
I am peace destroyed and eyes forced open
The ragged ring around your neck.
I am your secret wish for others
I am their secret wish for you
I have not one name but thousands
But you... toi may call me Agony
And I am pleased to make your acquaintance
 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case toi missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this article series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and aléatoire scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked toi all for ideas in the commentaires section below! That's also how this montrer has been running since Episode 2, so if toi like this series, then don't forget to fan and leave a commentaire below on what toi guys and gals want me to create in the suivant episode!

And with that being...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, toi don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 an old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can toi get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bébés ugly at first?
"How about you...
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added by Mollymolata
added by ace2000
posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, toi guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do toi want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings toi want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, ou added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A jour In The Life Of A fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in plus articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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added by 0YouCanFly0
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper ou self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are amer but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which toi can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming ou seem polite. ou he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, ou worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear plus of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? ou simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazone, amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every jour of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy ou grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I l’amour this show, but it become less and less populaire after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my favori disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage toi to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old article that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by chrystea
toi will need an object(you can carry),a yellow ou white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
added by 3xZ
1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take toi on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And toi often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Friends ou anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one jour he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they a dit goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The suivant jour Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset ou lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As toi have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose toi can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: Google images
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com