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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits

roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter

roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down

roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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missracoon xDDDDDDDDD

cutiepie0310 These poems aren't funny. They are disgusting. I like SaveWord_Apples' poem.

Sylvia_Puffin ^yea, me too. These are a little gross, no offence.

SeeUV3 XD I find these very entertainig

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know you So f*** you

Zekrom676 XD ahahahahaha lol

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red My gun is too So stand still And let me shoot you

velvex rose are red violets are blue i suck at poems nice tits

mockingjay2 Nasty ..... I like SaveWord_Apples' poem. It was funnier and better ....

r260897 @mokingjay2....yah..!!! that apple boy's poem was better than s#!t above...

halcyon-smile Oh gosh I cannot stop reading them xD

purrfect55555 roses are red violets are blue to tell ya the truth i dont know you

swampfox31 Oh my god, these are awesome!

BballGirly14 Roses are red. Violets are blue. The stupid grass is green. Why are people so mean?

AwakenShadow I don't care about roses. The same with violets too. So just get under the sheets, And let me fuck you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Keep staring at me, And you will be too. nice poems to everybody that put one XD

j11 Roses are red my knife is too why the fuck ain't you blue

j11 Roses are red my hood is too what the fuck did i hit?

j11 Peolpe say poems should rhyme i say your gay. I can still make a poem

landiQ Roses are red violets are blue take my man and I kill u

xLoyaltyX Roses are red Violets are violet Tell me who the hell said Violets are blue!

OmgItsCadence roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle's for you :P

dashaonmott while roses are red you be peeing the bed, while violets are blue aint nobody want to be you. BOOM

dashaonmott roses are red and violets are blue, god made me beautiful but not you

euhe Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener Cum is white Cum is white When I cum on you It's a big delight

SaintBlackmoor Roses are red Violets are Bullshit, Oh hi, Mark!

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-illions! (numbers)

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Million has 6 zeros
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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do toi always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd toi treat your life like a dream?

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

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The Weeknd - Nothing is Lost (You Give Me Strength) lyrics

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From paying for my sins
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Long enough, that death's a gift
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Been living this life so patient
Until I see toi again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My l’amour for toi is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with toi either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with toi either way
Nothing's lost
No plus pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Lost you
Reminds that I'll be
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