This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of animé each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how toi want to be "Miku-Chan" when toi get older.
4. On haut, retour au début of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If toi have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like animé in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make fan characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic animé weapon with toi everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun s’embrasser coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog forums like Gaia Online ou 4Chan.
16. Fangirl ou Fanboy obsessively. (This means plus than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure toi have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, ou any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U a volé, étole MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like toi live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that toi are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable animé features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that toi are in that animé world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese nourriture and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates animé dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen ou Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get animé DVD's, pocky, ou other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
