aléatoire Article: 5 ways to annoy people in a test

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posted by sakurahanazono

1.) Start saying the questions really loudly and if they try to tell toi to be quite say "shhh this is a test toi know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering aléatoire numbers to the person suivant to toi and then when the teacher tells toi off say "They made me give them the réponses ou they a dit they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at toi say "What are toi lookin at!" ou "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on haut, retour au début of the table, tableau and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have toi been spying on me and teling it everything!"

deathding, Alhyna and 4 others like this

dizzydiscgirl Lol!!!! If I wasn't such a goody goody then I would totally try these XD

BookWord123 ...Wierd... But I will try them ;)

theonlyking Heey very good ideas

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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, biscuits, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The Rebelle

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's jour time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get accueil so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it accueil in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, vidéos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i l’amour my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones toi see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they l’amour their haters, and sometimes I think "if toi l’amour your haters, then why do toi hate back?" seriously....

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the Angel on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my cœur, coeur
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to toi in form of desire
toi float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
toi jump about
cos toi cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make toi fly
the Angel will make toi cry
the Angel will make toi feel how others feel
so toi can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 Friends who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A jour dont go par toi dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF toi do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta toi XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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fangs and fourrure

posted by hotice

" I know what toi want from me.you want me to tell toi my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to toi . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell toi i could get a lot of people around me hurt " a dit the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what toi will tell me today " a dit the man .

"Alright but toi will not like what i tell toi .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " a dit the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if toi want hear plus . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not par me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger ou a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American ou Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance ou anything else that might be considered ......

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how toi chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what toi feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what toi do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i l’amour the way toi know
who toi are and to me it's exciting
when toi know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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Dreams are the only place where our l’amour survives! Pt. 4 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

LOVE them :D

Angela's POV

Days passed one par one, and my l’amour for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a an since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much gelée girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me plus every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...

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A really bad jour

posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps suivant to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy toi another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This jour is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police a dit that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in lit with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, toi montrer up and drink my poison."

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dîner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in aléatoire spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone toi meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Mysterious l’amour chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few heure I fell asleep and woke up par the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a chemise that had some sort of titre on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are toi doing here aren't toi supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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Battle Cards!

posted by deathding

An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, toi can meet real people online playing it, rejoindre the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. ou the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket ou heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if toi Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn toi get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let toi attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let toi heal ou use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, rejoindre the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! toi WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

Elsa Song (Parody of Peaches)

posted by whatsupbugs

Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black chant as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna l’amour toi till the very...

On The Block Episode 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our montrer today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see toi again....

On The Block Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: toi see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let toi know who Brony Of The mois is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, ou laughing....

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70 Cool and Cute Names For Pets

posted by elsafan1010

**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P chiens name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain

**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...