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posted by Usui--takumi
A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly a dit to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match toi either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are toi the child of your father ou of your mother? I would like to know plus about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored ou embarrassed par your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But let me ask toi a question first, and then I will give toi my answer.' At that, the novice clapped his hands and asked, 'Please tell me which of my hands made the sound? The right one, ou the left one?'
"'The sound came from both, neither from the right one alone nor the left alone,' answered the master.
"'Exactly. My reply to your question is the same. I come from both of my parents. I am neither the child of my father, nor of my mother alone. And as for my looks, toi should ask my parents.'
"The master was much impressed. 'Splendid! Your answer is most reasonable,' and he treated the novice very well."
At one time,many gedō and madō heretics gathered and talked about the Buddha, saying, 'What the Buddha does is most hateful. We should ask him a question which he cannot answer and in this way ridicule his teachings.'
"A clever heretic among them agreed, 'A good idea. Leave it to me.' He took a small bird in his hand and went to see the Buddha. Holding out the bird, he asked the Buddha, 'Is this bird alive ou dead? If toi make a mistake, toi will have a difficult problem.'
"Ignoring the question, the Buddha looked at the bird carefully and simply walked to the gateway, stepped overthe threshold, and asked the heretic, 'Am I going in ou out? Answer me when toi have thought about it carefully. If toi make a mistake, great misfortune will befall you.' The clever hereticcould not answer and immediately ran away.
"In the case of the bird, if the Buddha answered it was alive,the heretic would have squeezed it to death in his hand, and shown him the dead bird. And if the Buddha a dit it was dead, then he would have shown him the live bird. It was a clever trick, but with his superior knowledge of the three ages of past, present and future the Buddha was not going to be beaten par the heretic, no matter how clever he was. If the heretic had answered that the Buddha was going out, then he would have put both his feet inside the threshold and asked the heretic, 'Am I going out?' And if the heretic answered the Buddha was going in, then stepping out of the threshold, he would have asked, 'Am I coming in?' The heretic who ran away was no fool as he had seen the Buddha's intention.
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posted by talinabeadles
If toi are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got toi pregnant and that toi want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if toi want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the suivant jour say that toi are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif toi get child support hope this helps like i a dit have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop lire and if toi are still lire thisthen i know toi l’amour me no joke i thought toi did not want to countinue lire toi llied what a big mistake not jk MDR this is so aléatoire ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still lire bye b7ye now stop lire this great now toi can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop lire this bye!!!!!!!! boîte mail me i l’amour toi and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy a dit “There are certain rules that one must abide par in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. toi can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. toi can never drink ou do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because toi won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much plus elaborate, with plus blood and gore.
3. If toi want your films...
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January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back toi two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let toi talk in private. *Leaves*...
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