It was Friday,exactly when Molly got accueil she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She a dit laying down."Molly!I need toi to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly a dit watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly didn't notice."Okay,Now I can nap."Then just as she stepped,She slipped,Elbows hit the ground,Feet smashed against the floor."OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"Molly's voice,like a lion in heaven.Then her little brother came in.Molly rose up,and didn't know her brother,Matthew,was there."Would ya be quite!??"He scared Molly,and she bumped her head on the Glass Table."Ow!"She slapped Matthew in the knees.Then he slipped on the water ,too,Causing him to fall on Molly's head,the bad thing was,he was holding a big box of hard,plastic toys.Then...It was all black....
Q .. How do toi sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. toi keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to toi keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. toi keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to toi keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime toi see someon say a compleatly aléatoire word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a thé party like toi did when toi were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes par except old people
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1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime toi see someon say a compleatly aléatoire word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a thé party like toi did when toi were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes par except old people
commentaire and I will make more