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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal par conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what toi think."

17. Claim that toi must always wear a bicycle casque as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors toi are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip étui de revolver, étui for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying plus any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over par clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartouche across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler aléatoire numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that toi "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for aléatoire times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train suivant Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly toi can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints par the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dîner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in aléatoire spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone toi meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do toi hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address toi as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's souris is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture par tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that toi don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" ou the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra siège for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poésie recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their réponses in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim toi can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square ou rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the réponses to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each question with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The réponses that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The réponses will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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link has a very simple gameplay. we just need to knit the letters into the blank so that the letter after it is different from the letter before it and so on, knit all the blanks. The special thing about this game is that the player will always know if the result is right ou wrong, even players can post their results on the game page to compare with other players.

link is not naturally populaire with its smooth interface, but its gameplay is also very simple but very new with funny and beautiful characters. With smartly designed maps make player interaction increase. The game emphasizes and doubts...
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Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the cul, ass of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my haut, retour au début 20 Games of 20202 article and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...
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posted by pinkbloom
I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But jouer la comédie like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our musique and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP


Now we're under covers
Fast vers l'avant, vers l’avant to 18, me and my lit are plus than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...
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I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just lire about them could give toi weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...
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posted by whatsupbugs
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This liste includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the Lost City of or

Dumbo

La Reine des Neiges 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family
posted by whatsupbugs
Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big fan of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow fan of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated animé the attention and l’amour they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making fanpop a better place, for making Discord a plus fun website, but most of all, thank toi for being a great friend. toi are truly a celestial legend.
EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this montrer the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animé fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Oh man, first 2064, now we’re talking about this game. I feel like the moment I was honest about my sexuality I started to notice homosexual games plus and more, not that I’m complaining. I can, however, complain about the possible seedy practices that happened behind the scenes of this game, as mentioned in NikPiks, but…. Don’t focus on that right now. Let’s just talk about the game itself, and see if it manages to be good on it’s own. Let us talk about Dream Daddy.



Now toi probably remember seeing this game all over the place a few years back. Every major let’s player was...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Already, everyone, I’m gonna level with you. I haven’t been out of my house in three weeks. I haven’t seen the son, I only leave my room to eat ou use the bathroom, and I’ve been glued to my chair for so long that it has left a permanent mark of my ass. And why is it that I have been in such a horrid state? Because I’ve been playing nothing but Slime Rancher.



Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that toi can feel the developers l’amour and care in it. They make mises à jour frequently for the game and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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I l’amour you
Even though I don't like toi right now
I want you
Even though toi keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still l’amour you
Even though I don't like toi right now


I was tryna save us
But toi got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I l’amour it, I l’amour it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say toi need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and toi don't remember half of
The whole...
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 Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing animé live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC films change and is not similar to the comics and dessins animés sometimes....
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1. Which would toi read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do toi go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.


3. toi buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do toi buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. or Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do toi watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads ou a game montrer like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama ou other.

6. Ok, last question: did toi like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...
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