aléatoire Article: Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a aléatoire stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: toi HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT toi DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA rejoindre FORCES AND START A blé, maïs FARM AND BREED GUINEA PIGS?

You: OMG YES. 8D

You: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

You: AS LONG AS WE NEVER RUN OUT OF THE POTION THAT LETS ME TALK LIKE A HUMAN FOR 20 minutes AT A TIME.

Stranger: :D :D OMG OMG OMG CAN WE HAVE IT AT THE NORTH POLE AND ASK IF WE CAN traverser, croix OUR GUINEA PIGS WITH HIS REINDEER? 8D

Stranger: ASK SANTA

You: OH NO I’M OUT AND MY 20 minutes ARE UP HELP MEEEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MOEW

Stranger: ERHBRVHAERVHHVAHVVHHBGTVGHTHVHVAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BUT I l’amour YOU!!!!!

You: MEOW!!!

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!

You: MMMMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CAN WE HAVE PLATYPUSES TOO? 8D

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Meow.

You: I’M BACK. 8D

You: YES.

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i l’amour you.

You: I l’amour toi too, magical burrito that I don’t know.

Stranger: :) <3

You: I have to go now. My owner gets mad when I use his computer. :(

Stranger: awwwwwwww :( bye :(

You: Bye.

toi have disconnected.

deathding, anisebastian and 2 others like this

animegrl52p XD

Heartisalone ...[i]Well isn't that nice?[/i]

BlindBandit92 WHAT THE FUCK??? XDDDDDDDDDDD

XxEmolovexX O_O WTF

mistymaydawngo XD holy crap

NCISGIBBS This is amazing.

2dolphn97 .....should I worry?

Sammisaurus I wouldn't be creeped out at all.

dexisawesome I liked the end.

GoldnSnitch_96 PFFFFFFFFT- Thats not nearly as bad as some conversations I have had.

Halloween Monsters Song (Tiny Toons parody)

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make toi wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Red Dead Redemption, NIGHTMARE FUEL:

posted by Canada24

#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing par a arbre overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Dumbest characters GTA (not as in I hate them, I mean LITERARY dumb)

posted by Canada24

#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, Kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if toi spare him, he later tries to kill toi anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the suivant fix,...

Possibly the Weirdest La Reine des Neiges Story Ever

posted by Windrises

Notes: This fan story was inspired par the scene in the Power Rangers review where Michael jokingly hinted he had silly stuff on his cell phone. The La Reine des Neiges franchise is owned par Disney. Michael is a real person who has a review montrer named MTCN Review Team. However the La Reine des Neiges story was made par me. I hope toi check out MTCN Review Team, because they deserve plus subscribers.

Michael a dit "I think I got rid of all of the bad stuff on my phone. Here."

Ron a dit "Interesting stuff toi got on your phone. Is this a La Reine des Neiges fanfiction made par you?"

Michael a dit "Oh crap."

Ron a dit "Well I should read...

Hershey Ice Cream

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The Youtube Screwups

posted by alexischaos2004

Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, rejoindre me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.

Ah... Youtube. You're one of my favori websites in the entire history of the internet. The content toi montrer me is truly enlightening. I always watch the vidéos toi have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I l’amour you, Youtube.

WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...

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PeacefulCritic: My fanpop Confession(Part One...Maybe)

posted by Peaceful_Critic

Hello, PeacefulCritic here. Today I feel like being incredibly honest and getting some things out of my chest and hopefully not ruin my reputation ou get banned from Fanpop. I'm just going to hope either of those doesn't happen. Well anyway, on to a liste of sins that I did on Fanpop.

This one probably doesn't surprise the people who chat with me once and awhile, but I'm a liar. Let's get the obvious one that isn't as much as a lie, but plus of a misunderstanding, my username. PeacefulCritic, as in quiet not in I'll spread peace across Fanpop.In fact, I had my fair share of arguments on Fanpop...

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Super Smash Bros Player "Hyuga" Accused Of Sexual Harassment

posted by deathding

Cristian "Hyuga" Medina

First off, this is NOT an article I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of toi who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player par the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...

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DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

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My Friend Lisa - Creepypasta

posted by Canada24

Page 1
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a fleur in the yard. I tried to plant it par the Sandbox, but Lisa a dit that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for montrer and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa a dit people came to the porch and...

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The Tale of King Ramses - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a montrer on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and par that I mean dark colors. It had been...

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DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!

posted by kicksomebut23

DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop toi from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what toi believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if toi do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If toi Like Anime, livres , A Certain Artist, ou whatever....love it because its toi and your opinion. Don't make others change toi and stop...

Genesis Rodriguez

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