This canard walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the canard leaves.
The suivant day, the canard returns and asks, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the canard leaves.
The jour after that, the canard walks in the store again and asks "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told toi no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if toi come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The canard left, and returned the suivant day. This time he asked, "Do toi have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the canard said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, toi idiot! You'll burn up!" a dit the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, toi know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The suivant morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The suivant morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The suivant morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a seconde corbillard which
was followed par a man walking solemnly along, followed par a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the seconde corbillard and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," a dit Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the seconde hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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The suivant day, the canard returns and asks, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the canard leaves.
The jour after that, the canard walks in the store again and asks "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told toi no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if toi come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The canard left, and returned the suivant day. This time he asked, "Do toi have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the canard said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, toi idiot! You'll burn up!" a dit the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, toi know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The suivant morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The suivant morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The suivant morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a seconde corbillard which
was followed par a man walking solemnly along, followed par a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the seconde corbillard and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," a dit Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the seconde hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my cœur, coeur
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to toi in form of desire
toi float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
toi jump about
cos toi cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make toi fly
the Angel will make toi cry
the Angel will make toi feel how others feel
so toi can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
whispers into my cœur, coeur
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to toi in form of desire
toi float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
toi jump about
cos toi cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make toi fly
the Angel will make toi cry
the Angel will make toi feel how others feel
so toi can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what toi will tell me today " a dit the man .
"Alright but toi will not like what i tell toi .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " a dit the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if toi want hear plus . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps suivant to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy toi another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This jour is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police a dit that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in lit with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, toi montrer up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps suivant to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy toi another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This jour is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police a dit that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in lit with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, toi montrer up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush
Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush
Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.