Speculate to break the one toi hate
Circulate the lie toi confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the suivant for toi to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
toi say it’s not a sword
But with your pen toi torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And toi don’t have to read it, read it
And toi don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
They say he’s homosexual
In the hood
Frame him if toi could
Shoot to kill
To blame him if toi will
If he dies sympathize
Such false witnesses
Damn self righteousness
In the black
Stab me in the back
In the face
To lie and shame the race
Heroine and Marilyn
As the headline stories
Of all your glory
It’s slander
With the words toi use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And toi don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
She’s blonde and she’s bi-sexual
Scandal
With the words toi use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And toi don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Slander
toi say it’s not a sin
But with your pen toi torture men
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
You’re so damn disrespectable
Circulate the lie toi confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the suivant for toi to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
toi say it’s not a sword
But with your pen toi torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And toi don’t have to read it, read it
And toi don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
They say he’s homosexual
In the hood
Frame him if toi could
Shoot to kill
To blame him if toi will
If he dies sympathize
Such false witnesses
Damn self righteousness
In the black
Stab me in the back
In the face
To lie and shame the race
Heroine and Marilyn
As the headline stories
Of all your glory
It’s slander
With the words toi use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And toi don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
She’s blonde and she’s bi-sexual
Scandal
With the words toi use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And toi don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Slander
toi say it’s not a sin
But with your pen toi torture men
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to read all about it
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because toi read it in a magazine
ou see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
You’re so damn disrespectable
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four an old Amber,
A 12 an old Kennedy,A 5 an old Harper,And then there's 9 an old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her poupées back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do toi want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in grille-pain for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do toi know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked toi as the Babysitter cause toi have 7 siblings and toi all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 an old Kennedy,A 5 an old Harper,And then there's 9 an old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her poupées back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do toi want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in grille-pain for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do toi know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked toi as the Babysitter cause toi have 7 siblings and toi all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. toi grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five plus songs, can toi believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even a dit that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her suivant CD Rebecca promises to have a plus natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking accueil from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleine drove par in his sedan and a dit happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do l’amour Misa though!
I l’amour riz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I l’amour my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I l’amour the colors: citron vert Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I l’amour the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do l’amour Misa though!
I l’amour riz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I l’amour my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I l’amour the colors: citron vert Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I l’amour the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cygne costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here toi are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look plus ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cygne costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here toi are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look plus ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?