These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely l’amour my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place toi can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do toi think toi are messing with? Don't toi know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even plus glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% ou more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
toi know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan l’amour is that I wrote a whole article dedicated to it.
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place toi can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do toi think toi are messing with? Don't toi know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even plus glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% ou more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
toi know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan l’amour is that I wrote a whole article dedicated to it.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.
Song: link
Coming soon to this very club.
Sean: *Going 75 miles an heure with seven coaches*
Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.
Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are plus chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the nourriture they eat.
7-The hair of polar ours is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A escargot can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are plus chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the nourriture they eat.
7-The hair of polar ours is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A escargot can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
