“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
toi found out toi hate someone. No, not just hate. toi FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, toi wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then toi be like "omgomgomg" and then toi get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing toi can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But toi l’amour Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, ou maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... par SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, toi need a good Spoon...like a big soupe Spoon. 2) Find the person toi hate / ou someone that toi want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure toi take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether toi hate that someone ou not. But toi do hate them. That's why toi are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do toi own a kitten?
* Do toi like honey?
* How far away are toi from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do toi have a family?
* Why don't toi have a family?
Of course, none of these questions actually matter, only whether toi hate that someone ou not. But toi do hate them. That's why toi are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
toi need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on ou just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). toi need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating ou taking a bath ou something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
toi found out toi hate someone. No, not just hate. toi FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, toi wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then toi be like "omgomgomg" and then toi get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing toi can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But toi l’amour Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, ou maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... par SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, toi need a good Spoon...like a big soupe Spoon. 2) Find the person toi hate / ou someone that toi want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure toi take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether toi hate that someone ou not. But toi do hate them. That's why toi are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do toi own a kitten?
* Do toi like honey?
* How far away are toi from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do toi have a family?
* Why don't toi have a family?
Of course, none of these questions actually matter, only whether toi hate that someone ou not. But toi do hate them. That's why toi are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
toi need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on ou just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). toi need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating ou taking a bath ou something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu champignon desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did toi ever see a desu, Kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu champignon desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did toi ever see a desu, Kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Hey, I Was Watching That New montrer Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia article About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musique prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia article about Victorious:
"The montrer follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, toi Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia article About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musique prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia article about Victorious:
"The montrer follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, toi Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!