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posted by tamar20
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN trophée LOCK OVERUSE trophée LOCK! WHEN toi REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL trophée THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky trophée Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks toi what toi mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.

10. If toi are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing aléatoire letters to them. They will go nuts.

11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the question mark (i.e. Could my jour get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) toi will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.

12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the commentaires with aléatoire information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, commentaire on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" ou something along those lines. toi can also post commentaires asking "What's the name of this video?"

13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" ou ":P" with no rhyme ou reason.

14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"

15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)

16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" ou "I sent toi a message"

17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......

18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the email does not understand.

19. Say bad things about the person toi are sending the message to.

20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what toi are trying to say. If they ask toi how to solve it, tell them. In code.

21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)

22. Go onto a forum and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.

23. Send as many chain letters as toi can. Don't only use those toi have already received; invent new ones.

24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN ou other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P

25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN toi can "appear offline" so if toi carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because toi keep on having to start a new conversation.

26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until toi are rate limited.

27. On AIM, type one word per line, ou even one letter.

28. Skip spaces between each letter.

29. When they say hi ou hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are toi and where do toi live?" even if toi know all that information already.

30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', ou make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.

31. Repeat things.

32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.

33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, ou say something like 'girl' ou 'baby doll'.

34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!

35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your l’espace bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. ou better yet, use spaces when toi tell them your l’espace bar is broken.

36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when toi post "me too" in a thread from 2001.

37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and toi can be plus positive par saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"

38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"

39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell toi to stop, act like toi have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.

40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' ou user toi know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, ou your boyfriend just broke up with you.

41. On Facebook, put every single déplacer that toi make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.

42. On Facebook, make a fan-page ou group titled your name. Invite everyone toi do ou do not know to join.

43. email really annoying forwards to everyone, ou make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the suivant seconde if toi don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to email toi ever again.

It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
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Jan: I went to the films with
Feb: I married
Mar: I washed clothes with
Apr: I had dîner with
May:I dated
Jun: I went to school with
Jul: I ran a marathon with
Aug: I was partners in a science project with
Sep: I watched TV with
Oct: I was in a movie with
Nov: I switched lives with
Dec: I'm obsessed with

1: A monkey
2: Logan Lerman
3: Gale (from The Hunger Games)
4: Annabeth (from Percy Jackson)
5: A banana
6: Hermione (from Harry Potter)
7: Brussel Sprouts
8: Trent (from Total Drama Island)
9: Johnny Depp
10: Rick Riordan
11: Justin Bieber
12: Zero (from Vampire Knight)
13: Bella (from Twilight)
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1. Pretend that your bureau is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

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6. On ur paper write a aléatoire an and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

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