1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that toi have to go to the bathroom, and that toi think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are toi doing okay in there?". To make it even plus annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When toi are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather toi didn't).
2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying ou little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start chant along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, toi don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as toi go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if toi are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles. toi could also sing something over and over to the point where no one can stand it anymore.
3. Hug aléatoire people. Just spontaneously run up to a person and give them a hug and tell them that toi are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. And after that, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.
4. Ask private questions. toi can either ask a ton of these to one person, ou spread it around. If toi are going to do this to any aléatoire person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion ou is pregnant, ou ask a 13 an old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, ou if they are wasted/drunk.
5. Laugh for no reason and at aléatoire times. Don't explain yourself either when someone asks toi why toi are laughing. Just shrug it off and start laughing at something else. Alternatively, Make up inside jokes that only toi know and don't share them with anyone. When someone asks toi why it's so funny, just tell them that it's an inside joke.
6. Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if toi sneak up behind them and say "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". If someone is yelling at toi ou scolding you, make a questioning "baaahh?" ou "rrribbitt?" sound.
7. Ask someone "why?" and then when they explain keep punctuating every explanation with a "why?" question.
8. Make prank phone calls. Call your Friends during class to "see if their phones were off like they were supposed to be". Call aléatoire numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a turkey sandwich, and don't worry, there's no mustard. The old refrigerator running call is a definite option too, because it's the most annoying in the book! Call one place and then hang up, and keep calling like that. They will be driven insane par the non-stop ringing.
9. Speak all in acronyms. Instead of actually laughing, just say "LOL!" Instead of jouer la comédie surprised, just say "OMG!".
10. Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what toi are trying to say.
11. Quote an annoying saying ou make one up and keep using it like it's an explanation for everything.
12. Talk about feelings. Always start the conversation with 'I feel' this and 'you hurt my feelings' that and don't stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if toi get out an acoustic guitare and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, "Oh, I see. And how do toi think that makes me feel?" Also, complain non-stop. No one wants to be around a whiner.
13. Act very full of yourself and like the entire world should revolve around your fingernails.
14. Make annoying sounds. Tap your fingers constantly on the table, ou tap your foot over and over again.
15. Have really pointless and loud conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train. This never fails to be annoying.
16. Shuffle around constantly. Act as if toi can't keep still.
17. Make some kind of a repeated movement in someone's eye line.
18. Gawk at something non-existent on the haut, retour au début of someone's head. When you're having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head ou right on haut, retour au début of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask "what?" just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even plus annoying, keep doing it throughout the jour at inappropriate times.
19. Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. ou put something weird on everything toi eat.
20. Eat really loudly. Forget your table, tableau manners.
21. Stare at people. This freaks a lot of people out.
22. Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that toi do not speak English, and toi are learning from a tutor. This works even better if toi use really long ou rarely used words. The kind of words that only people fluent in English would use.
23. Chew gum constantly, as loud as toi can, and with your mouth open.
24. Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble at aléatoire people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.
25. Watch old movies. Some old films are annoying enough par just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster, but what if toi took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? toi can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,"The only part I didn't like was that Johnny and Bethany didn't Kiss until the end" ou "The musical numbers were GARBAGE" even if there weren't any. After écriture your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone toi know. toi can also invite all your Friends over and insist they stay up with toi all night to watch the "I l’amour Lucy" series collection.
26. Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make commentaires about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY."
27. When someone asks toi anything, reply "sure, toi want fries with that?".
28. Sing aléatoire songs at aléatoire times. for example: start chant Jingle Bells during a car trip. This is very annoying and will annoy anyone.
29. If your friend is on a date, call him/her every 2 minutes to ask what's going on. Make them go into an extremely detailed description of what their rendez-vous amoureux, date is wearing, down to if the zipper on his/her veste is made of metal ou plastic. If they turn off their phone, leave a zillion messages each with one question. If toi can, call the person your friend is dating and ask to speak to your friend.
30. Refuse to go to lit unless the cat ou whatever pet toi have reads toi a bedtime story.
31. Offer someone something. If they say yes and reach for it, yell "NO, THOSE ARE MINE!"
32. Contradict yourself constantly and act like it's the other person's fault for not understanding you. for example : "Everyone knows that secret" "If it's a secret than how come everybody knows it?" "No one knows it" "Then how do toi know it?" "Everybody does" Keep doing this infinitely.
33. Pick a few aléatoire fairly common words. Whenever someone says them. Inform that person that they have mispronounced that word and tell them the "correct" pronunciation. Never do this if the actually mispronounce a word.
34. Ask people what gender they are.
35. Tell this joke to the same person everyday. Here goes. toi say," How many fingers do I have?" The they will say, "how many?" ou "10." Then toi say," I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!" And laugh and cough. Again, tell this joke to the same person everyday. Then, after a week, change the target.
Warnings
In most cases, this will not encourage other people to enjoy your company. toi could lose all your Friends if toi annoy them. Don't be annoying to your Friends too much, they will not be your Friends anymore if toi do so.
