50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at toi say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO a volé, étole MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! toi want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" par Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching toi say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, ou the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
10) Push all of the buttons.
11) Stand there patiently. Haha! I kid. What I meant was scream "Were all gonna die!" when the elavator stops at a floor.
12) Start doing the disco.
13)Try to sell paper clips stuffed inside your jaket.
14) Jump up and down.
15) Run into the walls.
16)Yell your A B C's, messing up every so often, and reppetivly saying the letter Y when toi reach it.
17)Squirt people with a water gun full of mustard.
18)Clean everything in sight.
19) Open up your cell and say," Dammit! The police are comin? Crap! Stay calm, i'll be right out! Get the car ready!"
20) Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé at people.
21)Say "What? Oh No, the voices are back. What did toi say? Theyre coming for me?! The Martians are ccoming for me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
22)Scream.
23)Drop to the floor and scream, "Oh Elavator floor! How ive missed you!"
24) Sing the Sponge Bob theme song.
25)Start saying swear words at a rapid pace.
26) Be all quiet and calm and then shout "Ha, Life! I beat you!"
27) Point at the ceiling and say in a mesmerized voice "Pretty windchimes!"
28) Shout, "I am the Sith Lord and I shall electrocute toi all with my fists!!"
29)Start jouer la comédie like a monkey.
30) Look at someone and when they look at toi say, "That wasnt very scientific."
31)Breakdance!
32) Spin around in circles.
33) Say, "Allright, the games over. Who the hell a volé, étole my pineapple?"
34) Sing the McDonalds jingle.
35) Dress up like Santa and say "Ho ho ho! Im gonna eat toi little kids this year! Ho ho ho!"
36) Sing Dont Stop Beliving and interpretive dance.
37) Halfway through fling yourself against the mur and stay there for as long as toi dare.
38) Go up to aléatoire people and shout "Do toi wanna see my pet?!" and hold up a string.
39) Pretend to pass out and when they start to freak out jump up and sing Jingle Bells.
40)Find a friend and have them covered in ketchup, drag them in an elavator, and tell everyone in a maniacle voice toi killed him/her, and then have your friend jump up and scream.
41) Yell, "No! It cant be!"
42)Sing an annoying song that will get stuck in everyone's heads.
43) Name all of the planets.
44) Speak in words no one understands, such as... "DGKJNHRGKJNERJGNRTJNTRKJNBHRJN!"
45) Take a flashlight and shine it in people's eyes.
46) Get a handful of baby powder and throw it in people's faces.
47)Bark like a dog.
48) Pretend to be a robot.
49) Get down on all fours and meow and run into walls.
50) Make wierd aléatoire facial expressions.
(coming soon: 50 ways to get assasinated)
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at toi say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO a volé, étole MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! toi want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" par Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching toi say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, ou the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
10) Push all of the buttons.
11) Stand there patiently. Haha! I kid. What I meant was scream "Were all gonna die!" when the elavator stops at a floor.
12) Start doing the disco.
13)Try to sell paper clips stuffed inside your jaket.
14) Jump up and down.
15) Run into the walls.
16)Yell your A B C's, messing up every so often, and reppetivly saying the letter Y when toi reach it.
17)Squirt people with a water gun full of mustard.
18)Clean everything in sight.
19) Open up your cell and say," Dammit! The police are comin? Crap! Stay calm, i'll be right out! Get the car ready!"
20) Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé at people.
21)Say "What? Oh No, the voices are back. What did toi say? Theyre coming for me?! The Martians are ccoming for me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
22)Scream.
23)Drop to the floor and scream, "Oh Elavator floor! How ive missed you!"
24) Sing the Sponge Bob theme song.
25)Start saying swear words at a rapid pace.
26) Be all quiet and calm and then shout "Ha, Life! I beat you!"
27) Point at the ceiling and say in a mesmerized voice "Pretty windchimes!"
28) Shout, "I am the Sith Lord and I shall electrocute toi all with my fists!!"
29)Start jouer la comédie like a monkey.
30) Look at someone and when they look at toi say, "That wasnt very scientific."
31)Breakdance!
32) Spin around in circles.
33) Say, "Allright, the games over. Who the hell a volé, étole my pineapple?"
34) Sing the McDonalds jingle.
35) Dress up like Santa and say "Ho ho ho! Im gonna eat toi little kids this year! Ho ho ho!"
36) Sing Dont Stop Beliving and interpretive dance.
37) Halfway through fling yourself against the mur and stay there for as long as toi dare.
38) Go up to aléatoire people and shout "Do toi wanna see my pet?!" and hold up a string.
39) Pretend to pass out and when they start to freak out jump up and sing Jingle Bells.
40)Find a friend and have them covered in ketchup, drag them in an elavator, and tell everyone in a maniacle voice toi killed him/her, and then have your friend jump up and scream.
41) Yell, "No! It cant be!"
42)Sing an annoying song that will get stuck in everyone's heads.
43) Name all of the planets.
44) Speak in words no one understands, such as... "DGKJNHRGKJNERJGNRTJNTRKJNBHRJN!"
45) Take a flashlight and shine it in people's eyes.
46) Get a handful of baby powder and throw it in people's faces.
47)Bark like a dog.
48) Pretend to be a robot.
49) Get down on all fours and meow and run into walls.
50) Make wierd aléatoire facial expressions.
(coming soon: 50 ways to get assasinated)
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking fleurs from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If toi can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy camelote, indésirable and sell antiques."
P.S. toi can tell plus in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking fleurs from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If toi can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy camelote, indésirable and sell antiques."
P.S. toi can tell plus in your comments.
Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five plus places that would be lovely to visit.
Greece
Greece is another country I discovered par searching up its beaches. Greece is accueil to a rose sand plage and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued par the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If toi don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantaisie novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps toi are...
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Greece
Greece is another country I discovered par searching up its beaches. Greece is accueil to a rose sand plage and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued par the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If toi don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantaisie novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps toi are...
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