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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at toi trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but toi my friend!! yes you!! toi CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If toi didn't have feet toi wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do toi wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for toi %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but toi need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like toi are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside par itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told toi I thought toi were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not toi again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but toi abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called toi first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick toi should wear a condom on your head so toi can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. toi just helped me realize it.

Until toi called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If toi ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would toi say when toi got there?

Wow, toi looked a lot hotter from a distance!

annuler my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer toi the first 25 times, what makes toi think the suivant 25 will work?

how do toi keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like toi fell out of the ugly arbre and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to toi seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop toi when toi were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made toi but we all make mistakes.

Remember Jésus loves toi but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't toi go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less questions and a little plus shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this liste doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When toi were born toi were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom a dit never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! toi must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like toi but if toi really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

toi know the drill! toi leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They a dit they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are toi bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to toi and your stupid nonsense.

toi dont know me, toi just wish toi did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't toi go play in traffic?!

toi have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont toi take a jour off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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 Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the Minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which par are means, his accueil cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of Minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see plus of his cities, follow him on Reddit ou Minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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posted by TimberHumphrey
I wanna take toi somewhere so toi know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought toi daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't fleur like they did last spring

And I wanna Kiss you, make toi feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw toi dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then toi saw me, caught toi par surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make toi cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that toi fell apart
But toi walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like toi didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make toi cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made toi think that...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe toi can montrer me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded par the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court par the Reality Police and put on trial simply because toi a dit your reality sucked..


#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog par a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget toi ever existed..


#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, ou that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful article I plan on making. ou yet another mois long project that may ou may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...
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A lot of people, including non-comic fans, think that Christopher Nolan's Batman films are well-made, high-class films. In fact, several versions of Batman, including the 60's montrer and 90's films, are treated as if they're inferior and not worth taking seriously.

However, I, whatsupbugs, am one of Batman's plus obsessive and geeky fans and I'd like to propose a theory. It's a crazy theory, but I still believe in it. My theory is that the 1991 comedy film, Alyas Batman en Robin, is better than Christopher Nolan's highly-acclaimed trilogy.

You're probably already confused and toi might think...
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So let me start this article off par saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an article called haut, retour au début Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called haut, retour au début tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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Warning: This article is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are toi talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are toi talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so toi must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want toi to tell all your Friends about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...
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Birds Of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn is the 8th film of the DC Extended Universe. The film stars Harley Quinn, along with one of the Batgirls (Cassandra Cain), three members of the Birds of Prey (Office Montoya, Black Canary, and Huntress), and the villainous Black Mask.

Where the Characters Came From

Harley Quinn didn't come from the comics. She was created par Paul Dini and Bruce Timm for the 1992 show, Batman: The Animated Series. She was so popular, that she became a regular characters in the comics. Renee Montoya was also a creation of Batman: The Animated...
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Okay so a quick montrer of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japon containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, ou at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced par Samuel L. Jackson, musique was done par RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the animé itself was animated par Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this montrer the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animé fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...
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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed par a movie nowadays. livres have the ability to let toi think about the horror and let toi imagine it yourself, and video games let toi experience it from a first hand perspective, but films are not the best with making toi feel scared. Even the good horror films don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on Christmas Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their Christmas list, when Parker walked in with...
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