aléatoire Article: I know your Birthday

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posted by edwardcarlisle

Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply par 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply par 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide par 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply par 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply par 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that toi get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If toi get the number 120586, then toi were born December 5, 1986.

Full credits to: did-you-kno

deathding, Bluekait and 1 other like this

Trainofdoom Too....much....math! D8 *brain explodes*

Shadowmarioking Math and me, we are not friends. I refuse to do this much math.

Lalalulu321 i cant believe u crybaby no math freaks. no 1 said to do the math in ur head. lets c if it works. 2+18=20 20x25=500 500-333=167 167x8=1336 1336-554=782 782/2=391 391+1=392 392x5=1960 1960x20=39200 39200+99=39299 39299-32940=6359. i think i did something wrong...my bday is feb 1st 1999 ill try again l8er. but isnt it kinda pointless if to do this u have to no the day month and year? but its pretty kool!

Shadowmarioking ^I'm actually pretty good in math, I just refuse to do math during the summer.

Trainofdoom Same^

Lalalulu321 ok. now lets try this again---this time im feeling brave so ill try without a calculator. 18+2=20 20x25=500 500-333=167 167x8=1256 now i c wat i did b4! 1256-554=1302 1302/2=651 651+1=652 652x5=3260 3260+692=3952 3952x20=79040 79040+99=79139 79139-32940=46199. i dont get it. well, math is not my best subject...but i dont think that worked! ur rite. math in summer is overrated.

cmrm It was correct, but the day and month were swapped and I got a 5-digit number instead of a 6-digit number. @Lalalulu321: In your first attempt you forgot to add 692 and in the second attempt 167x8=1336 and not 1256.

TwilightGirl312 @edwardcarlisle: I've always seen a date as month first, then day, then year. So if the number was 120586, I thought it was December 5th 1986, not May 12th. Because my number was 122396 and I was born on December 23rd 1996. I'm not trying to be mean, that just confused me.

edwardcarlisle @TwilightGirl312: Thanks so much for the comment ^^, sorry for confusing you *Runs and edits article*

Sammisaurus I got 129239797 D: Somethings not right here.... Ummm, when you say birth date in step 7, what do you mean?

edwardcarlisle @Sammisaurus I think that means that if you were born for example on May 12, you add 12 to the operation

Bluekait July 17 1997 Yep, I was born that day

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