Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone toi love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks toi a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do toi think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big lait mustache at the breakfast table, tableau and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as toi can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after toi take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favori celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutes while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favori slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Christmas song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When toi go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as toi pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother ou sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere toi go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did toi eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask toi a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that toi smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of toi a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. suivant party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend toi dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get toi a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutes from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothèque and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire jour speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger siège and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone toi meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks toi a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do toi think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big lait mustache at the breakfast table, tableau and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as toi can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after toi take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favori celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutes while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favori slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Christmas song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When toi go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as toi pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother ou sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere toi go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did toi eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask toi a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that toi smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of toi a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. suivant party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend toi dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get toi a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutes from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothèque and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire jour speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger siège and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone toi meet at the mall.
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. poisson say blub blub blub.
13. licornes say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. poisson say blub blub blub.
13. licornes say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond déplacer 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got accueil and found the wife preparing dîner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 plus feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she réponses back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond déplacer 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got accueil and found the wife preparing dîner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 plus feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she réponses back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic seconde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying toi simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I l’amour your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying toi simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I l’amour your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
