• HUG it daily
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when toi visit your chevaux dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it ou tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male chevaux (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children ou adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers ou cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric guitare around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when toi visit your chevaux dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it ou tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male chevaux (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children ou adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers ou cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric guitare around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I posté a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.
2. People think toi can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the aléatoire fan club doesn't mean toi won't get reported.
3. The questions aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then toi click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If toi post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
2. People think toi can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the aléatoire fan club doesn't mean toi won't get reported.
3. The questions aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then toi click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If toi post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man ou YMCA
5. coup de poing someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on haut, retour au début of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and coup de poing all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jésus ou Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man ou YMCA
5. coup de poing someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on haut, retour au début of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and coup de poing all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jésus ou Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a aléatoire person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a aléatoire person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person toi are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a aléatoire person the same gender as toi and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" ou "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a aléatoire man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a aléatoire person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person toi are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a aléatoire person the same gender as toi and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" ou "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a aléatoire man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."