1. toi grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
