Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching par picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a aléatoire letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do toi mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigres in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere toi go.
Are there pandas in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there animaux in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their nourriture with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there licornes in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion toi are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE toi GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure toi that the sharks will not
bother toi as long as toi aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell toi all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
plus than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the questions were about either zoos ou zombies. (The best question was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I l’amour people.)
suivant came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This question made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
toi see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
suivant was the letter ‘p.’
Are there pandas in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This question makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who toi ask.
Are there rose lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this question why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, ou is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
you’re searching par picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a aléatoire letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do toi mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigres in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere toi go.
Are there pandas in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there animaux in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their nourriture with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there licornes in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion toi are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE toi GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure toi that the sharks will not
bother toi as long as toi aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell toi all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
plus than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the questions were about either zoos ou zombies. (The best question was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I l’amour people.)
suivant came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This question made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
toi see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
suivant was the letter ‘p.’
Are there pandas in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This question makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who toi ask.
Are there rose lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this question why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, ou is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
