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The Game (noun) - Something toi just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to montrer how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having sûr, sans danger sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason toi passed your French class.

Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything toi had planned for today.


Teacher (noun) - A person who helps toi solve problems you'd never have without them.


Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if toi say anything bad I will honestly coup de poing your face off.

Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.

Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

Christmas (noun) - The only time of the an in which one can sit in front of a dead arbre and eat Candy out of socks.

Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's nourriture while doing your homework.

Zombies (noun) - The only men that will l’amour toi for your brains.

Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.

Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
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Every year, nearly four million chats are eaten in Asia.h
On average, chats spend 2/3 of every jour sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
Unlike dogs, chats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. chiens and humans bob their heads up and down.i
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
A group of chats is called a “clowder.”g
Female chats tend to be right pawed, while male chats are plus often left pawed. Interestingly,...
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