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(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving van a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles anyways. Wait I see a car pulling into the drive way."
     "You do? Do toi see any girls ou is there any kids at all?"
     "Uhh… Kerry toi are not going to like this."
     "What?"
     "There's four boys."
     "Your kidding me. There can't be. That's not possible. How old our they?"
     "One of them looks a little bit older than us. Another one looks a little bit younger. One of them looks like Parker's age. And one of them looks a little bit younger than Parker."
     "Is the oldest one hot?"
     "Umm… I am not answering that question. toi have to come see for yourself."
     "If I can get out the house."
     "Oh, come on. Just tell your dad your walking your dog."
     "I've already tried that. He a dit I have to stay in the yard."
     "Well that really does suck. salut do toi want me to become Friends with the older guy?"
     "Sure. Then tonight we will meet at the usual."
     "The usual. What time?"
     "How about 1:15."
     "Ok, I will tell toi all about him." 
     "Alright. Bye and remember."
     "I will, bye"

Chapter 2
     Once it hit 1:13, I was out the door. I knew my parents were asleep cause I could hear them snoring from up stairs. I opened the door quietly and ran to the big bolder, aka the usual. I saw a figure sitting on it so I a dit "Psst… Sam? Is that you?"
     The figure turned around and a dit "Umm... This is Dillon not Sam."
     The figure who called himself Dillon stood up and walk towards me. As soon as I saw his face in the moon light I knew it wasn't Sam. 
     He had a tall muscular body. He had dark brown hair and dark blue eyes. I a dit "Oh, so toi are the new kid."
     "You could say that. So, what's your name?"
     "Kerry."
     "That's cool. How old are you?"
     "You like asking questions, don't you?"
     "Just answer."
     "14. How about you?"
     "16"
     "Well that's cool."
     "Yea. So why are toi out so late?"
     "I needed to talk to my friend."
     "Oh, toi mean that kid Sam."
     "Yea. Did toi meet him?"
     "No, I heard toi say his name."
     "Oh, yea. Duh. I am a blonde sometimes."
     "I am pretty sure toi brunette."
     "You know what I mean."
     "Yea. So why didn't toi just come outside during the day?"
     "Let's just say, my dad is so overprotective he won't even let me come out the yard. I am lucky if I even get to go outside."
     "Well, that sucks."
     "Ya, well I go to go before my mom and dad wake up ou something and notice I am gone." 
     I wasn't really worried about my mom and dad but I could already tell that there was going to be an awkward silence soon. he a dit "Bye" as I walked off.
     Once I was about halfway home, Sam jumped out a arbre and scared the crap out of me. "Sam!" I whispered. "What are toi doing!!!"
     "You talked to him."
     "Yes, I did."
     "And toi were flirting."
     "No I wasn't! I was having a decent conversation."
     "Oh ya and this isn't flirting." He acts like he was twirling his hair and mocks me par saying "You like asking questions, don't you?" in a girly voice.
     "I don't sound like that!"
     "To me toi do."
     "To normal people I don't."
     "Oh, well. I think toi like him."
     "I don't."
     "I bet toi twenty bucks toi will end up going out with him par the end of this summer."
     "Your on."
     At that moment, I was determined not to fall for dillon.

Chapter 3
     I woke up and went down stairs to check on my parents. When I got down there I saw Parker standing right in front of my parents bed. I asked "Parker, what are toi doing?"
     "Where did toi go last night?"
     "Nowhere. Why do toi ask?"
     "You went somewhere. I know cause I saw toi go out the door last night?" 
     "If toi rat on me, I swear I will slap toi upside the head so hard?"
     "Haha… and I will just get toi in plus trouble."
     "Ok. So what do toi want?" 
     "You have to do whatever I want and whenever I want?"
     "I am not being your servant."
     "I guess toi want dad and mom to know about your little adventure last night, don't you?"
     "Ok, I will do it. But toi can never rat on me again."
     "No promises."
     "Parker."
     "Ok, whatever. I won't rat on you. Now carry me to my room now, wench."
     "Call me that again and see what happens." I a dit as I picked him up.
     About twenty minutes later, my dad came up and made breakfast. He always makes breakfast on the weekends. He asked me "Did toi do your chores yesterday?"
     "Yes, sir."
     "Well, today toi have to sweep the pool deck, vacuum the pool, and clean your room."
     "Yes, sir." 
     "And maybe, just maybe, Dakota can come over."
     Most people would think that it is good to have a friend over. Most of the time it is. But when it comes to Dakota it is a bad thing. Well first of all, she is not my friend. She's my cousin. Second, she is so annoying. I cannot stand it sometimes. Third, she talks 24/7. Once she talked me to sleep, literally. Fourth, she is such a flirt. I bet if she saw Dillon, she would be all up on him.
     For some reason, my father thinks that we are best friends. I mean I try to stay away from her at family gatherings. Once, I a dit I was sick and I started to cough all over her. That plan backfired cause she told my grandma I was sick and they insisted that I lay down the rest of the night. So, she ended up talking to me anyways.
     I got up the courage to ask my dad "Dad, could I have Sam over? I mean not to spend the night ou anything. Just him come over."
     "Kerry, toi know how I am with the boy thing. Your to old to be playing with boys. Anyways, I know exactly what fourteen an old boys think about."
     "Dad, he doesn't want to get in my pants. We are just Friends nothing more."
     "Kerry, I a dit no. And that's final." he a dit as he gave me sausage gravy.
     "Yes, sir."
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved par everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mois is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
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no

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Just lire some of the Terminator citations through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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4. If at first toi don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on feu with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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