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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

Guys hate it when toi talk about your ex-boyfriend.

When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

Guys want to tell toi many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell toi many things and it is drinking!

Guys cry!!!

Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

Guys can never dream and hope too much.

Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

When toi touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what toi are thinking.

Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" ou makes any excuses when you're asking him to do toi a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like toi and he can't lay down the card for you.

When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.

Guys l’amour their moms.

A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get toi a couple of roses.

A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.

If a guy tells toi he loves toi once in a lifetime. He does.

Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.

Guys are very open about themselves.

It's good to test a guy first before toi believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

No guy is bad when he is flirting

Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with toi may end up being admired par your boyfriend.

If a guy tells toi about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. toi don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that the guy likes toi is when he teases you.

A guy finds ways to keep toi off from linking with someone else.

Guys l’amour girls with brains plus than girls in miniskirts usually.

Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

Guys virtually brag about anything.

Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them

Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy!

Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years ou more.

toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before getting involved with that guy.

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in l’amour and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot plus than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

Guys are tigres in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

When a guy asks toi to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

Guys don't really have final decisions.

When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

If a guy has been kept shut ou silent, say something.

Guys believe that there's no such thing as l’amour at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Guys don't like girls who coup de poing harder than they do.

A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

Guys l’amour girls who can cook ou bake.

Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

A guy has plus problems than toi can see with your naked eyes.

A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do plus repelling than attracting guys.

Guys are plus talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still l’amour them more.

When a guy gives a crooked ou pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

Any guy can handle his problems all par his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of toi ou he's criticizing you.

When toi catch him cheating on toi and he asks for a seconde chance, give it to him. But when toi catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

If a guy lets toi go, he really loves you.

If toi have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at toi and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves toi plus than your boyfriend does.

Guys learn from experience not from the romance livres that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

toi can tell if a guy is really hurt ou in pain when he cries in front of you!

If a guy suddenly asks toi for a date, ask him first why.

When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters toi and sometimes makes fun of you.

toi can truly say that a guy has good intentions if toi see him praying sometimes.

Guys seek for conseil not from a guy but from a girl.

Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

Guys hate girls who overreact.

Guys l’amour toi plus than toi l’amour them if they are serious in your relationships.
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posted by smileypop9
1.When toi walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a glacière that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up liste is on my bureau for the part toi would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up liste on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a l’amour scene, reach over in front of toi and cover a aléatoire person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your siège and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person suivant to toi and say, “you never know”....
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posted by spunkyonyx
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I l’amour to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I l’amour to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby l’amour
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear cœur, coeur
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream bateau (this one makes us sound kinda...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one toi love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say toi l’amour me unless toi really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like toi could Kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand par your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to toi on everything I am,
And I dedicate to toi all that I have,
And I promise toi that I will stand right par your side,
Forever and always, until the jour I die.

I’m not crying over what toi said;
It’s what toi didn’t say that...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until toi are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines toi see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like toi just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the nourriture in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a question nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So toi have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! salut girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did toi know s’embrasser is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soupe actually makes toi feel better. 94% of boys would l’amour it if toi sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your haut, retour au début lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult toi when they like you! 89% of guys want toi to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolat will make toi feel better! Most...
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Inuyasha
INUYASHA
HERES MY haut, retour au début TEN liste OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE animé IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE toi START WATCHING toi JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST animé IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
animé SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
Naruto
NARUTO
Host Club - le lycée de la séduction
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 Naruto SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
Death Note
DEATH NOTE