A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor par floor, and once toi find what toi are looking for, toi can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling toi what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation déplacer on to the suivant floor.
The sign on the seconde floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the Friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor par floor, and once toi find what toi are looking for, toi can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling toi what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation déplacer on to the suivant floor.
The sign on the seconde floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the Friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Are toi a scientist Cause I'd Like to do toi on a table, tableau , Periodically(:
If toi where a triangle You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
salut baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for toi and I can't get up (:
roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
toi remind me of my suivant boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If toi were a snack pack id eat toi without a spoon.
toi smell like a flower. Can I plant toi in my garden?
Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?
If toi where a triangle You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
salut baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for toi and I can't get up (:
roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
toi remind me of my suivant boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If toi were a snack pack id eat toi without a spoon.
toi smell like a flower. Can I plant toi in my garden?
Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?
This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years il y a at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.
Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving l’amour in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in toi and the things toi doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vers l'avant, vers l’avant saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If toi are hung like a horse, toi don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitare by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if toi just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then toi wrong but itll help if toi just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if toi just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitare by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if toi just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then toi wrong but itll help if toi just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if toi just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
