A
is for Arteries.
toi know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when toi took her out and she a dit "I'm not hungry" so toi figured toi could take her to a nice place because toi were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate plus than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So toi flip the bill and are broke for the suivant two weeks and she wonders why toi were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if toi can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, toi figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to rendez-vous amoureux, date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon par both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't déplacer very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on haut, retour au début she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She a dit she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing toi for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my l’amour but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured toi with the truth. She also tortured toi with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying toi hate that chienne is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason toi were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for toi suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what toi got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to toi about taking what P stands for. It also means toi won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
toi know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when toi took her out and she a dit "I'm not hungry" so toi figured toi could take her to a nice place because toi were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate plus than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So toi flip the bill and are broke for the suivant two weeks and she wonders why toi were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if toi can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, toi figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to rendez-vous amoureux, date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon par both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't déplacer very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on haut, retour au début she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She a dit she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing toi for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my l’amour but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured toi with the truth. She also tortured toi with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying toi hate that chienne is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason toi were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for toi suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what toi got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to toi about taking what P stands for. It also means toi won't get any for a week.
AS toi can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the aléatoire spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. toi guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! toi are wrecking the fanpop family, and toi are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If toi have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if toi want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if toi want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE jour I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE lit AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE suivant MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
Okay so one jour my mom was accueil alone and she walked into the house and there was a écureuil sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the écureuil started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the canapé and the écureuil flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come accueil so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the écureuil was in her bed!!!
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush
Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush
Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
1. chewed chewing gum under your table, tableau must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva
2. If toi lick your sweat toi can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen toi in da douche no JOKE
4. people be sick on toi all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct toi one jour and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but toi see dat guy behind u he is going to kill toi
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. toi cany dance ou sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for toi salut sexi
2. If toi lick your sweat toi can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen toi in da douche no JOKE
4. people be sick on toi all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct toi one jour and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but toi see dat guy behind u he is going to kill toi
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. toi cany dance ou sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for toi salut sexi