A
is for Arteries.
toi know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when toi took her out and she a dit "I'm not hungry" so toi figured toi could take her to a nice place because toi were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate plus than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So toi flip the bill and are broke for the suivant two weeks and she wonders why toi were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if toi can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, toi figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to rendez-vous amoureux, date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon par both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't déplacer very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on haut, retour au début she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She a dit she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing toi for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my l’amour but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured toi with the truth. She also tortured toi with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying toi hate that chienne is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason toi were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for toi suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what toi got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to toi about taking what P stands for. It also means toi won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
toi know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when toi took her out and she a dit "I'm not hungry" so toi figured toi could take her to a nice place because toi were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate plus than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So toi flip the bill and are broke for the suivant two weeks and she wonders why toi were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if toi can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, toi figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to rendez-vous amoureux, date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon par both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't déplacer very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on haut, retour au début she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She a dit she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing toi for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my l’amour but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured toi with the truth. She also tortured toi with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying toi hate that chienne is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason toi were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for toi suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what toi got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to toi about taking what P stands for. It also means toi won't get any for a week.
I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts ou commentaires on a computer.
Then I saw it. It a dit I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If toi would like your account saved I highly recommend toi keep it logged on somewhere. If toi can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts ou commentaires on a computer.
Then I saw it. It a dit I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If toi would like your account saved I highly recommend toi keep it logged on somewhere. If toi can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
