When you're happy and toi know it bomb Iraq
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not l’amour this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my lit looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings chevaux
and all the kings men bent the chienne over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times toi can make it rise
roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted toi
I needed toi so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find toi
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I l’amour the way it rubs against my soft rose flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the suivant time
I l’amour my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to traverser, croix the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The seconde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a bateau and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, toi drive me insane.
toi fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, toi ugly cunt!
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not l’amour this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my lit looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings chevaux
and all the kings men bent the chienne over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times toi can make it rise
roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted toi
I needed toi so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find toi
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I l’amour the way it rubs against my soft rose flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the suivant time
I l’amour my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to traverser, croix the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The seconde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a bateau and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, toi drive me insane.
toi fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, toi ugly cunt!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and rejoindre us!
Allex: Ok. What are toi doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and rejoindre us!
Allex: Ok. What are toi doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this article is not about mouton, moutons ou bananas it is about a plus serious matter.
this is a débats and i want everyone lire this
écriture a commentaire about what toi think is write ou wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken?
thats my débats and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of aléatoire to write what they think is right
and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a débats and i want everyone lire this
écriture a commentaire about what toi think is write ou wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken?
thats my débats and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of aléatoire to write what they think is right
and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
DEMENTED POEMS
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey