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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an articles on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an article about reasons why toi should do pointe
1. toi get to be taller
2. toi can use them in self defense
3. toi can... what toi don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 heure Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why toi shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. toi end up with to many trophies
2. toi end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

toi know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half heure later

Let's try this, The Epic Journey of Andolion!!! The detailed manuscript...

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andolion she got up at 8:00 in the morning and did her math homework.... at 12:30 she looked at the clock. At 12:40 she looked at the clock. At 12:45 she looked at the clock. At 12:50 she decided to go eat lunch...

10 Hours Later

Perfect now to save it... what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life's work gone! Why? Why!? How could toi shut down computer how could you!?

So I am écriture this to tell toi that because of a computer malfuntion toi will never hear of the epic adventures of Andolion. And because of that same malfuntion I now have nothing to write an article about.
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No musique to play so I sing toi my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
toi still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give toi my heart
I'm gonna give toi my cœur, coeur
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible jour starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The suivant jour Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He a dit giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I Lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor a dit coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I a dit in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He divisé, split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make toi feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much toi get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. toi use the British curse of nourriture and bad tea.

3. toi wear a scarf and when your teachers tell toi to take it off, toi say KOLKOLKOL!

4. toi imagine your favori Hetalia characters chant your favori songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. toi give people names that apply to their traits ou what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, toi say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. toi are lire this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first article on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Homestuck and have fallen madly in l’amour with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, toi better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, ou Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I a dit our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a Kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I l’amour you
+Laughing while s’embrasser = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely l’amour each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain l’amour you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me toi l’amour me
+ Arms around the Waist = I l’amour toi too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If toi were thinking about someone while lire this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing aléatoire letters!

well seems like i have to!

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as aléatoire as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling bois d'if, if, yew why!

plus aléatoire letters!

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canal

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other aléatoire people!