1. I wish toi were a door so I could slam toi all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do toi work for UPS? I thought I saw toi checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy toi a drink ou do toi just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted lit Thrasher: have toi seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make toi the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and toi can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish toi were a poney Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride toi all jour long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how toi look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings ou the stairway to heaven?
14. toi might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. toi must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing toi do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be toi par morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. toi know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight ou should I walk par again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone a dit toi were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if toi think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but toi can tickle me anytime toi want to.
30. I know lait does a body good, but DAMN, how much have toi been drinking?
31. If toi were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't toi like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go accueil without me.
34. Do toi sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do toi wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Lost my puppy. Can toi help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get toi out of these wet clothes.
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2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do toi work for UPS? I thought I saw toi checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy toi a drink ou do toi just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted lit Thrasher: have toi seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make toi the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and toi can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish toi were a poney Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride toi all jour long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how toi look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings ou the stairway to heaven?
14. toi might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. toi must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing toi do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be toi par morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. toi know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight ou should I walk par again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone a dit toi were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if toi think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but toi can tickle me anytime toi want to.
30. I know lait does a body good, but DAMN, how much have toi been drinking?
31. If toi were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't toi like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go accueil without me.
34. Do toi sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do toi wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Lost my puppy. Can toi help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get toi out of these wet clothes.
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