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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He a dit every room in the hotel was for sex. I a dit "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He a dit "Me too."


Part II
One jour I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But toi don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I a dit "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge a dit "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge a dit "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are toi doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I a dit "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on Christmas Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their Christmas list, when Parker walked in with...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a typical jour in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
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This is an old draft I've had sitting here for about three years. Cleaned it up sorta, but it's still not at par with my current work. I wanted to keep most of the source material as close to what I wrote three years il y a barring some grammatical/diction fluency errors, mostly for a little look into how much I've changed. I just couldn't ours letting it sit in here anymore. I'm not super into fanfiction, fanpop, ou even Kpop anymore for that matter, but I knew I had to put this out there in some form ou fashion. Let me know if toi want me to write anything chapter, ou do something else with...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE toi AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let toi go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, toi and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck toi for being interested in things, toi stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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Page 1
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a fleur in the yard. I tried to plant it par the Sandbox, but Lisa a dit that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for montrer and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa a dit people came to the porch and...
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This 15 an old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 an old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, toi should know that I've plus than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone ou in person......
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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favori website is youtube. for some of toi who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's toi share videos, alot of people tend to mettre en ligne gaming vidéos ou musique ou vidéos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good Youtube channels like Seananners ou Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch aléatoire peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some aléatoire persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...
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Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

toi type in the commentaires section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all toi have to do is type into the commentaires section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ commentaires I'll make a new article answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.

 commentaire now!
Comment now!
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