aléatoire Article: 2 funny things to do

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posted by Lady10358

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Step 1. Find a aléatoire phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.

2.

Step 1. When toi walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!

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simpleplan I love 2 XD

i can definitely relate

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what should u say when someone dies.

posted by lloonny

u should say to his family & friends:

-sorry for your lost.

-i hope it was helpful :P

The End

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Stupid questions

posted by edwardcarlisle

Well, as the titre says, this is a liste of stupid questions people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope toi enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat nourriture with souris flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called par the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...

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toi Fail!

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Lolz :P

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A liste of jokes par Bond

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D

1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a minute ou two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are toi doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...

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Monday

posted by LinaHarrow

6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the cloche, bell (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...