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posted by yoj123

I was walking accueil from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleine drove par in his sedan and a dit happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

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deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

yoj123 Rando gibberish this is my mind

Aisuanime ...What are you smoking? Because I want some!

demonthief epic

yoj123 Cool right

yoj123 Cool?

yoj123 Tell your freinds about this if you do you will be embraced wit da spirit of BANANA and Plz comment

SmackThatVixen Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

yoj123 Isn't it

vampirequeen001 What are you on??? I mean SERIOUSLY... cuz whatever it is i want it. Then... idk what would happen.

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub quizz the other jour I Lost par one point. The question was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that pomme has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing boutique that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardier jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why toi are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go accueil and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted par aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late toi are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Invents A Child Molesting Robot #PizzaGate

added by MeiMisty

Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.

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Sailor Moon Usagi Tsukino and Chibiusa funny faces scene

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Kahoot musique for 10 hours

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Giant Prehistoric American Carnivores

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Source: Somebody Else.

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My haut, retour au début 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these articles lately so I kind of wanted to rejoindre the party. Off of the haut, retour au début of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my haut, retour au début 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 images so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also l’amour her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry ou start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right ou wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...

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My Opinion on Shake it Up

posted by hatelarxene

Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This montrer sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic montrer expect me to call THAT music? That whole song ou whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that montrer is déplacer around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell toi that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...