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What are toi eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big déplacer

I thought toi all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Les Pingouins de Madagascar

manchot, pingouin

kowalski

fat

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

par the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his Friends die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

l’amour Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, toi see that loutre over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that loutre is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what toi were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

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Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a manchot, pingouin could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir boutique and end back here at the base. Do toi agree?"
    Private and Rico...

Chapter 4: I seriously hate the neighbors, and so does their son...

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Where are we suppose to go?" Athena sniffled "We're just kids. We can't just go and save our little sister!"

I thought for a little bit, My answer which was lame "Go and find mom and dad?"

"What?! Are toi crazy?! They're in Florida! way too far from New York!"

"Did someone say crazy?" A voice from who knows where asked.

Athena and I clunged to eachother.
"Who a dit that?" I yelled.
"Shush!" Athena scolded.
We looked around to try and find the noise. and then. We saw it.
Skipper had warned us about this guy. He says he is 'da king of da zoo' and is a complete idiot. and his wife isn't too far behind...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 7)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7: An Idea

A few hours pasted after Brandon played his song for Marlene, and she still had her idea. Now she just had to tell him, and see what he thinks. Marlene then walks up to Brandon.

“Hey Brandon can I talk to toi for a minute?”

“Sure what’s up?”

“Well I was thinking about how toi wanted the animaux in the zoo to understand your kind of music, and I think I have an idea.”

“Okay what’s your idea?”

“Well I was thinking maybe toi play a song for the zoo.”

“You mean like a performance for the whole zoo?”

“Yeah.”...

Separation: Chapter 3

posted by thespikedturtle

    "Nice shot Rico!" Private was skating around, watching Rico's target practice on the ninja pins. Rico beamed, and fired another shot, knocking the head clean off the pin. When Private applauded again, Rico smiled, but then frowned and held a flipper to his lips.
    "What is it, Rico? Do toi hear something?" Private whispered. Rico started nodding, and looked around, as to see where the noise was coming from. They started following it, but their chercher was immediately interrupted par a shout. CRASH!!
    "Rico, what do toi think that...

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Jet pack Test

posted by JediPenguin16

!!!Ignore the DOTS. They are there to hold the poem together in the shape I wanted. Just look at the words!!!

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A new start chapter 6

posted by Annacrombie

Hello wonderfuly aléatoire PoM fans i have some good news about A new start-I have come up for a name of the person who is écriture the story, i cant reveal her name but she is one of my OC's along wiv my other OC's:Lily, Twitter and Seattle (Seattle is on fanfic in one of my stories).
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A new start chapter 6

I didnt know why he did this but Skipper decided to make up a squad, one par one we joined ~ i joined first! and became seconde in charge ~, Skipper a dit we had to do some training, we started doing some basic moves simple stuff, i was quite good...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 3: Snowcones

A family of ginger squirrels was gazing in shock at a group of penguins, sitting in the middle of the sandbox. They were leaning against something which looked like a plastic box, wriggling, bantering with each other, bursts of loud laughter echoing all over the park. There were lots of empty chocolat bags wallowing around them.
"Private, how come Skipper didn't notice toi sneaking out with a pack of Maggie Smaggie chocolat bars?" asked Kowalski.
"Well, it was just a decoy, Kowalski" explained Private, giggling nervously. "I used to keep those chocolat bars in a Diet Cookies...

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In the Shadows: Part 6 - Monster

posted by ThatDamnLlama

The moonlight casted shawdows throughout the zoo. Puddles lay still on the concrete, almost wanting to be stepped in. The cool air swept over the exhibits.

The faint sound of footsteps grew louder and louder, and then he was revealed in the light.

Skipper waddled past Marlene's exhibit and towards the gift shop. The door automatically opened for him, and he wondered inside, as if he knew he had to come here.

The door slammed shut behind Skipper, trapping him in the darkness.

He spoke loudly and clearly towards the opposite side of the room.

"Show yourself."

Silence.

Skipper spoke again with equal...

Taken (chapter 4)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

( they all went in lit that night, with Private at home, but the suivant morning he was missing again!)

S: Kowalski, Kowalski get up!
K: Leave me alone, im trying to sleep!
S: Kowalski, its 12:00 in the afternoon!
K: So?!!
S: Firt of all, its past the time when toi normaly get up, and secound Private is missing again!
K: WHAT?!..OW! ( kowalski hitted his head on haut, retour au début of his bunck were he sleeps)
S: Hes missing again! Cant toi hear me?!
K: Duh! I can hear you, but how can he be missing again?!
S: How im soppost to know?!
K: I dont know, I was thinking toi would!
R: HUSH!!!
S: Ok, ok! We will, and why toi have...

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Three Days to Live 1

posted by woowie

It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her Friends obe last time." Kat was- dying!?

She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Twelve

posted by Cornflak

“Okay, so now you’d have to déplacer this little guy over here. toi see?” Marlene smiled as she repositioned one of the pieces on the chess board.

Rico, who sat on the opposite side of the board that rested on a small boulder, rubbed his head in confusion. He wasn’t quite getting the hang of this new game. He had witnessed Kowalski and Skipper playing it many times before, but never did he make an attempt to participate.

“Okay, so it’s my turn, and…I think I’ll move…” she paused as her hand hovered over the board, searching for the perfect piece to use, “…this one!” Marlene...

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The Characters and the Actors who Play Them!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Secret Service: Protecting the Presidents

added by SJF_Penguin2

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this fan fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better suivant time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is plus of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably plus realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank toi for lire There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The suivant few minutes were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long écriture project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am écriture one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every jour from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I publier a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If toi enjoy these stories and would like to read plus of them, please follow this link link. toi can also read the full liste of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont toi ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper jouer la comédie like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see toi later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were toi the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so toi where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The manchot, pingouin West par manchot, pingouin Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope toi like it:)
The manchot, pingouin West par manchot, pingouin Girl
It was a usual jour for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...