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What are toi eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big déplacer

I thought toi all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Les Pingouins de Madagascar

manchot, pingouin

kowalski

fat

shrink

Inflat, Martha85 and 23 others like this

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

A manchot, pingouin in Wonderland Part 2

posted by SJ_waddles

Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

*pours bottle, but it was plus like a drop for the size Private has became.* Yes it's working *shrinks* oh noo i should have though this out first! *falls into bottle that is now floating in the tears* oh no! the key! goo dthing i can swim, *jumps in water and sits on the key* now, all i have to do is steer it inside the key WHOA!

*before he knew it he fell off the key! and now there was a whirlpool! Private swam to the key hole, and outside the hole was, wonderland*

Private: Amazing! This can't...

FanFic Awards

posted by ggreen7295

ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for toi guys. Like, there would be categories such as

Best Author

Best Fanfic

Best T rated Fanfic

Best M rated Fanfic

Best Romance

Best Horror

Most Depressing fanfic

Best Humanized fanfic

Best One shot

Yeah those are just the one's off the haut, retour au début of my head. Of course I can't do this par myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why toi should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)

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Physeter Macrocephalus -- Third Installment

posted by IamAngel624

Blowhole was now undergoing great humiliation. He was currently being transported in a self-steering pick-up truck. Holograms of humans, surprisingly realistic animations of his own making, were seating at the driver’s siège and in the lit of the truck with him. Although it was quite humiliating, to appear so helpless and being assisted par humans…but it was the only way he could be transported to the drop-off point without igniting suspicion.

A towel was draped over Blowhole’s tail; to any humans that happened to see, it would appear like a makeshift device to keep his body temperature...

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The manchot, pingouin West par manchot, pingouin Girl. ( Part 2 )

posted by rico911910

(for all thoughs who didn't read the first one kowalski's invention pulled every body into Skippers dream will they were all sleeping and made it become real right now they woke up in what apeard to be a desert......)
The manchot, pingouin West par manchot, pingouin Girl
"what in the l’amour of science?" Kowalski says confused as he looked around.
"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose toi know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." a dit Kowalski in return.
"Hay!, look over there!" Privat yelld to the reast of them will pointing at a small town off in the distance. When they got to the small town it...

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Cheerleader Julien

added by knocktimerico

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Chuck Charles and Scooter Alverez

added by knocktimerico

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Penguins

added by PrisonBreak08

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Kowaris (Kowalski and Doris)= <3

posted by skipperluvs

Kowalski Rawks :) (luks cute in dis pic)

S: Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; D: Doris ; M:Marlene ♥ : (love, ou kiss)

Skipper is talking to the penguins about a new escape route when skipper notices that kowalski is not paying attention. He just has a blank and depressed look on his face.

S: Kowalski, are toi alright buddy???

Kowalski doesn’t answer. A dreaded tear falls from his eye and kowalski wipes his cheek. He gets up quietly and goes to sleep.

S: What’s wrong with him???
R: Blahda gada heda blod shishda??? (meaning: what about that old dream machine he invented???)
P: Rico, your right!!! I’ll go get it!!!

Private...

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Operation: accueil Sweet accueil (Chapter 1 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: accueil SWEET HOME
CHAPTER ONE
~ Prologue: The Promise ~

Four months earlier, Skipper, then alone on haut, retour au début of the manchot, pingouin habitat’s platform, was taking a break from smiling and waving at zoo visitors when there was a lull in the crowd. It was at that time when Marlene came par unexpectedly and approached him with a request.

“Skipper, I need toi to promise me something,” she a dit as she walked up to him.

“What do toi need?” Skipper asked.

“Most of my life I spent in California, and I had some great times there, but I believe I’ve finally found my place here,” she said. “I really...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 11)

posted by knocktimerico

Private stirred quietly on the table, tableau he was lying on, his eyes lids slowly lifting, allowing light to pour into his pupils. He searched around the HQ for a moment and saw Kowalski sitting down lire the newest edition of Science Magazine, écriture furiously as he read.

Rico and Skipper were no where to be found.

Finally the pain from his wounds hit him like a ton of bricks.

His head began to throb. He placed his good flipper on his head and let out a soft moan, “Oww…my head.”

Kowalski quickly snapped his attention to the young penguin. “Private? You’re awake! Don’t try and déplacer much,...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 6

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 6

Rico stood silently, as his right eye began twitching a little bit. His nervousness was jouer la comédie up again. He couldn’t help it, it just happened when major events that would probably impact his life happened, such as the one that he stood before at that very moment. Marlene had a fake smile plastered on her face, tightly gripping Rico’s flipper, and getting tighter par the second.

“HE’S A PENGUIN!” Richard busted out laughing as he pointed at Rico’s flawless orange beak and scampered his fingers through a couple of the feathers on the flipper Marlene wasn’t squeezing.

“Yeah…he...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 4

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 4

It was a bright Sunday morning. The blue sky was clear and looked like a great ocean of baby blue. The birds chirped in beautiful melodies that sounded like a beautiful violin orchestra because of the high pitched voices. The breeze seemed to whisper as it whistled through the trees. But that morning wasn’t beautiful.

Skipper was on the platform, waiting for Kowalski to get home, himself grinning because he knew his friend would always take his side, and Private smiling because he was excited to see him. Rico, however, sat in the corner of the HQ looking around the room and had his...

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Mamihlapinatapei (Chapter 3)

posted by knocktimerico

Unknown Confession

Skipper stood in the doorway, shocked at what he had just seen.

Was…was that a painting of…of ME?! He thought to himself, still not believing his own two eyes.

“Nah that wasn’t me, it was probably just a manchot, pingouin from her old aquarium.” He a dit to himself as he waddled out of Marlene’s habitat.

“Yea that’s what it was, just an old friend of hers that just happens to look like me.” Skipper continued, smiling as he tried desperately to convince himself that he had not just seen a painting of himself in Marlene’s habitat.

He colombe to the ground and slid on his belly...

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, chapter 3: Hero

posted by beastialmoon

Chapter 2 – Hero
Skipper stepped into Marlene’s habitat.
“Marlene, can I ask toi something?

I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away

Marlene’s cœur, coeur did a number on her chest. Was he going to ask?
“What is it, Skipper?”
“I need help getting into the Church across the lot.”
Marlene let go of her breath. She wasn’t even aware that she was holding it.

Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today

Marlene asked him why.
“Look,” Skipper said

“I am just a man
Not superhuman”

Marlene mumbled the words to herself.

“I'm not superhuman”

Someone save me from the hate

Skiper told Marlene...

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The Penguins Play par Different Rules

added by SJF_Penguin2

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Don't cry Marlene...

added by Icicle1penguin

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rico is trying to get help from kowlski to figer out the flovor of srtide mystery gum!

added by fun123fun

Source: GUM

Private the dancer!! =))

added by PrivatelyFunny

Source: my sister, Dsprtpenguin

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Kowalski behind the wheel

added by Icicle1penguin

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THERE IS A REASON

posted by krazy4kowalski

Chapter One: The Price of Love

Before I begin, I need to offer some explanation for my title. fan fiction, par definition, is a story that stars the characters from the book/movie/TV montrer etc. without using any plots from it. This story is no exception. But toi can’t just read through my story like many other (often wonderful) fan fictions: toi need to think.
This is the mind frame toi should be in while lire this fan fiction: There is a reason. There is a reason why Rico regurgitates weapons and tools. There is a reason why he speaks very little and has a large scar on his beak. There...